Dragon's Dogma

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Sans: So you press this button to pick up people, and this button to throw them

Papyrus: //nods, picks up follower// Sans, I caught a human! 

Sans: //chuckles// Good job, bro.

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! //running around with follower on shoulder, runs past water//

Sans: Be careful, pap. If you fall into the water the brine will kill you.

Papyrus: Oka- //accidently hits throw button, throws follower into water, watches them sink and the water thrash and turn red as their scream cuts off// ...

Sans: .. Bro..

Papyrus: //staring at spot where follower had been// ..

Sans: //trying not to laugh// Papyrus

Papyrus: //no emotion//

Sans: Come on, Papyrus. It's okay, he'll respawn in the town. 

Papyrus: Sans... I killed that human

Sans: //trying so hard not to laugh, tears up// Y-yeah it's okay..

Papyrus: He died.. //immensely sad face, looks at him innocently, trembling//

Sans: //shaking// Dude, it's okay, I promise

Papyrus: //about to start crying, looks at screen again// He's dead..

Sans: //ribs hurt from not laughing// Y-yeah b-bro..

Papyrus: //even sadder face// I'm so terrible..

Sans: //laughs a little// It's okay, just keep playing 

Papyrus: //starts playing again, avoids every single character// STAY AWAY! I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE WATER!!

Sans: //laughs// Oh my Gaster, pap..

Papyrus: //knocks someone into water by accident, freaks out// NO I AM SO SORRY ALLOW ME TO SAVE YOU //jumps in after them and dies// NOOOO

Sans: //dies of laughter// 



Okay, I'm sorry but that is freaking hilarious. I don't know why but when I was playing at my friend's house I couldn't stop throwing people into the water, I even threw the chief... I don't know if he'll respond but it was freaking worth it!!!

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