Sans: Pap
Papyrus: //making spaghetti// Yes, brother?
Sans: I have a serious question to ask.
Papyrus: //narrows eyes at him// Everytime you say that you ask "what is love", than play a song on your phone and dance wildly to it.
Sans: Naw, bro, I'm serious this time.
Papyrus: And you said that last time.
Sans: Papyrus, its about Toriel..
Papyrus: //knocks over pot of noodles, picks Sans up// Lady Asgore?! Why didn't you say so, Sans?!?
Sans: //sinks into hoodie a littlw, embarrased and looking away// Well.. cause it's a serious question..
Papyrus: Oooooh! Well, do not worry, dear brother!! The great Papyrus will help you with your lady questions!! Ask away!!
Sans: Well.. Pap.. //nods towards Toriel baking pie//
Papyrus: //looks// Oh, of course! //brings Sans close//
Sans: //leans in//
Papyrus: //excited, listens//
Sans: //whispers// what is love?
Papyrus: ... //opens mouth to yell at him//
Sans: //giant grin, holds up phone and plays "What is love"//
Papyrus: Oh my god, Sans.
Sans: //dances wildly//
Papyrus: Lady Asgore, can you believe h- //looks at Toriel, frowns//
Toriel: //dancing wildly in dress//
Sans: PAPY, DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT, NO MOOORE
Papyrus: ... //drops him//