Ol' 'Pap'

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US!Sans: //making tacos in kitchen//

US!Papyrus: Hey, Sans.

US!Sans: Hi Papy!

US!Papyrus: Watchya doing?

US!Sans: Cooking meat for tacos!

US!Papyrus: Ah. That's real meat

US!Sans: Papyrus, did you just

US!Papyrus: Don't worry, Sansy, I'm just kitchen up with you!

US!Sans: //pushes him out of thr kitchen// NOOOOO

US!Papyrus: //chuckles, laying on floor hands still on pockets// Are we having our falling out

US!Sans: //screams, throws pot on his head//

US!Papyrus: But Sans, I thought you told me to quit being a pot head

US!Sans: PAPYRUS STOP!

US!Papyrus: //about to make another, stops// Uh, Sans?

US!Sans: NO I AM SO DONE WITH YOUR PUNS THEY SUCK AND YOU KNOW IT!!

US!Papyrus: //sweats nervously as smoke comes up behind Sans//
Sans..

US!Sans: //ranting about how terrible they are and how he doesn't like them//

US!Papyrus: Sans!

US!Sans: WHAT?!

US!Papyrus: I thought smoking was forbidden from our house!

US!Sans: AGHH- Wait, what? //turns around and screams in panic as food had set on fire//

US!Papyrus: //laughs hard//

US!Sans: //tries to put out flames// PAPYRYS YOU ARE REALLY FIRING ME UP RIGHT NOW!

US!Papyrus: //laughs harder//

US!Sans: //yells at him and puts out fire//

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