Sans: //standing at top of staira// Paps, I don't think I can go to work today
Papyrus: //at bottom of stairs, glares// Why is that, Sans?
Sans: //teleports down// I think I've come down with a.. //holds up leg bones// femur
Papyrus: Sans, that is the worse excuse ever. And pun.
Sans: What, do you think I'm pulling your leg?
Papyrus: Just stop.
Sans: Well, at least I started off on the right foot today by telling you. //was holding left leg//
Papyrus: I am leaving.
Sans: //somehow had noose around neck, fell to knee and begs with hands together// Papyrus, please don't leave me hanging
Papyrus: See ya. //walks away//
Sans: If you are so cold, you could have just dusted out an eviction notice
Papyrus: As my brother you are a life long sentence to pain.
Sans: That can be ended with a period.
Papyrus: GOOD BYE, SANS. //leaves//
Sans: Good die, Paps..
((I literally have fallen into insanity at this point after laughing at this))
