Bathroom Brothers

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Papyrys: //in bathroom, standing at urinal, whispers// Sans..

Sans: //next to him in another urinal// What?

Papyrus: //whispering// Hold my hand..

Sans: //eye glows, blushes and looks around, whispers back// Why?!

Papyrus: //sad face// I can't pee..

Sans: //grin strains// Why not, bro!?

Papyrus: I'm embarrased..

Sans: Pap, we're the only ones in here!

Papyrus: //looks at him with extreme innocently sad face// Please, brother..

Sans: //conflicted, look around again and sighs// Okay fine..

Papyrus: Yay!

Sans: //holds his hand// Now just go..

Papyrus: Nyeh heh.. //goes to bathroom//

Sans: //uncomfortable, waits for him to finish//

Papyrus: All done! //normal voice//

Sans: //relieved, lets go of his hands and fixes shorts// Good job, pap..

Papyrus: //fixes pants// Nyeh heh! I feel much better now!

Sans: Yeah, good for you, bro. Now just.. Wash your hands and lets go..

Papyrus: Okay! //starts washing hands//

Sans: //washes own hands, dries them and opens door for him// Okay, lets go before someone sees us and takes it out of context..

Papyrus: //nods and goes out//

Sans: //follows//

Mettaton: Hello dearies! I just came to congratulate you on becoming the number one hit on the Undernet!

Sans: Wait what?!?

Mettaton: //holds up phone and shows them picture of Sans and Papyrus standing together at the urinals, holding hands// Who knew you two brothers could be soooo cute!

Sans: //eyes are dark//

Papyrus: HEY LOOK! SANS THAT'S US!! //excited//

Mettaton: //laughs and gives Sans a cocky look//

Sans: //glares at him//

Papyrus: //laughing happily//

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