Papyrus: SANS! //kicks open front door//
Sans: What? //standing in living room//
Papyrus: Nothing.
Sans: Okay?
Papyrus: //stands silently for a moment, then leaves//
Sans: ...
Papyrus: //crashes through window// SANS!!
Sans: //startled// What?!
Papyrus: I needed to tell you something!!
Sans: What, bro?
Papyrus: Nothing. //gets up, brushes shattered glass off of scarf, leaves//
Sans: ........
Papyrus: //falls through roof// SAAAANS!
Sans: //scared crapless// WHAT?!
Papyrus: //holds up Frisk//
Sans: Something about the human?!
Frisk: //shakes head//
Sans: WHAT THEN?!
Papyrus: Nothing. //tucks Frisk under arm and leaves//
Frisk: //salutes Sans before being carried away//
Sans: ..... Okay, seriously. What's going on?
Papyrus: //revs chainsaw outside//
Sans: Huh?! //looks around for source of noise//
Papyrus: //cuts hole in wall, lets chunk of wall fall onto floor, steps through hole// SANS!
Sans: WHAT, PAPYRUS?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Papyrus: //looking at him calmly//
Sans: //breathing heavy, waits for him to answer//
Papyrus: Nothing.
Sans: NGH- //eye glows// Papyrus, you're on my last, non-existent nerve. What do you want.
Papyrus: ...
Sans: ...
Papyrus: Nothing.
Sans: FUUUU- //Gaster Blasts house//
Papyrus: //looks at destroyed home// Sans.
Sans: //clenches fist, eyes closed// What?
Papyrus: Spaghetti.
Sans: //looks at him, confused// What?
Papyrus: //goes into ruins of house, comes back out with pot of spaghetti// I was checking the spaghetti to see if it was done, but everytime I did it wasn't.
Sans: .... What does that have to do with me?
Papyrus: Nothing.
Sans: //rages, slaps pot out of Papyrus' hand and walks away stiffly//
Papyrus: ... Sans!
Sans: PAPYRUS STOP
Papyrus: You forgot your medicine!
Sans: I DON'T TAKE MEDICINE!
Papyrus: Oh yeah! I already gave you your taste of it.
Sans: //freezes, eyes are dark// Oh my fu-
Papyrus: SANS! NO SWEARING.
Sans: ... Crap.
Papyrus: //eye glows, throws spaghetti at him// NYEH!
