Disclaimer: Cuss words and Drug use used in this post

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UT!Sans: Alright, alright. I want you to meet Grillby.

US!Papyrus: //grins// Hello, Grillby.

UT!Grillby: ...hi...

UT!Sans: He can be sorta shy, but after this he'll warm right up to ya

US!Papyrus: //laughs// It's nice to heat you.

UT!Grillby: ...another jokester... lovely..

UT!Sans: Okay, all you have to do is hold this. //hands Grillby a handful of weed//

UT!Grillby: //didn't recognize it at first// What is this?

US!Papyrus: Pfft wow.

UT!Sans: Don't worry, Grillbz. Weed never do this if we weren't sure it'll help us get to know each other better. Lighten the mood a bit, you know?

UT!Grillby: //confused until smoke rises past face, frowns// Are you fucking kidding me, Sans.

US!Papyrus: //trying to contain laughter, smiling stupidly// If you don't like this, you're ganja have a bud time.

UT!Sans: //falls over laughing//

UT!Grillby: //deep sigh, realizes mistake too late// Fuck.

US!Papyrus: You're a herbivore too? //laughs harder//

UT!Grillby: Go to hell, you fucking potheads.

US!Papyrus: //grinning stupidly with one of Grillby's pots from the bar on head//

UT!Grillby: //pushes him away//

UT!Sans: //laughing//

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