I have reached the point in my humor where everything is just random crap that isn't as funny as it used to be. I am so sorry.
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Papyrus: //screams//
Sans: //startled// Pap, what's wrong?!
Papyrus: SANS!
Sans: Yeah, I'm right here! What's wrong, bro?!
Papyrus: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT YOUR KETCHUP IN MY SPAGHETTI INSTEAD OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE!
Sans: //screams// WHY?!
Papyrus: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Sans: NOOOO PAPYRUS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?
Papyrus: NOOOO WHAT?!
Sans: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! WE'RE BEING SHIPPED!
Papyrus: NO! IT CAN'T BE!
Sans: OH MY STARS IT'S SO BAD! PAP, I LOVE YOU AS A BROTHER!
Papyrus: SANS, I NEVER WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF IN YOUR JACKET!
Sans: BLEEHEHEHEH
Papyrus: BLEEHEHEHHE
Comic Papyrus: Nyeh heh. //looks at fandom// So.. you ship us.. but when we're together.. we.. OH MY GOD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
//insane laughter turns into crying// I'm only laughing because I know it's not funny.
