Asgore: How exactly were you able to win Tori over, Sans?
Sans: I wrote her a poem
Asgore: Oh? Care to share it with me?
Sans: //clears throat// I love you, Tori. Your boobs are hot. When I think of you, I get lost in thought.
Asgore: //looks at him// ...Oh..
Sans: Yeah, then I boned her.
Asgore: Wait what?
Sans: Gotta go, King. Tori's in the bedroom waiting
Asgore: Hey wait-
Sans: //talking on phone while walking away// Yeah babe I'm on my way now. Don't forget the lube
Asgore: ;-; we never needed lube..
