Yo mama is so stupid, she tried writing on Papyrus!
Yo mama: //drawing on him//
Papyrus: Nyeh?!
Sans: //megalovania intensifies//
Yo mama is so fat, that when Asgore killed her.. HE HAD ENOUGH SOULS TO BREAK THE BARRIER
Asgore: Sorry.. for this.. //kills yo mama//
Yo mama: //surplus of souls engulfs Asgore//
Asgore: YOU SWALLOWED OTHER SOULS?!?!
Yo mama is so short, even Sans is taller than her!!
Yo mama: //tries to high five Sans//
Sans: ... //crouches//
Yo mama: //epic high five pose//
Yo mama is so ugly.. That when Sans faced her in the Judgement Hall.. HE RESET THE TIMELINE
Sans: You're gonna have a- //sees yo mama//
Yo mama: //grin//
Sans: ... //hits reset button//
Yo mama is so stupid, that when she saw Flowey she TRIED TO WATER HIM!
Flowey: In this world, it's kill or be-
Yo mama: //pours water on his petals//
Flowey: //hiss// YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEAR ME!
Yo mama is so fat, she broke the barrier! Cause she leaned against it!
Asgore: I wonder how we'll open that..
Yo mama: //leans against it, the whole thing shatters//
Asgore: .. Tori you owe me 20 bucks
Yo mama is so ugly, that when Asriel, the god of hyper death, saw her.. HE ERASED THE SAVE FILE
Asriel: HAHAHA- //sees yo mama//
Yo mama: //waves//
Asriel: .. //deletes everything//
Yo mama is so ugly, that when Chara saw her, THEIR FACE MELTED
Chara: //playing with Asriel//
Yo mama: //appears in front of them//
Chara: AGHHHBLUBUBHLB
Yo mama is so hairy, that when she went though Snowdin, Papyrus thought she was another monster!!
Sans: Hey Pap there's another human
Papyrus: WHERE?!?
Yo mama: //standing in front of him//
Papyrus: ... Sans, you know it's not nice to say things like that
Yo mama is so fat, that when Papyrus tried to uae his blue attack, IT DIDN'T WORK!
Papyrus: Hah! You're blue now!
Yo mama: //flops to ground//
Papyrus: ;-; it didn't work..
Yo mama is so ugly, that when Napstablook saw her, he died! Again!
Napstablook: //sighs sadly//
Yo mama: Hey there~
Napstablook: //cringes and disappears from exsistance//
Yo mama is so fat, that when W.D. Gaster tried to use her in an expirement, he fell into HER void!
Gaster: Okay miss, now just hold still while I use this machine
Yo mama: //spread legs//
Gaster: NOOOO //sucked into void//
Sans: Daddy?
Yo mama: //rape face//
Yo mama is so stinky, that when she opened her legs, Undyne thought she was her long lost mother!!
Yo mama: //spreads legs//
Undyne: MOMMY?
Yo mama is so stupid, that when Alphys told her the answers to Mettaton Ex's game show, she STILL got it wrong!
Mettaton: What is hotter, A) Mettaton, B) Mettaton, C)Mettaton, or D) Mettaton?
Alphys: D!
Yo mama: //thinking hard// ... 21!
Alphys: //face palm//
Mettaton: Where did you find her, Alphy dear?
Yo mama is so ugly, that when Mettaton brought her onto his show, HIS RATINGS DROPPED!
Mettaton: Welcome beauties and gentle-beauties! Today, we have a new guest!!
Yo mama: //comes on stage//
Ratings: //go down instantly//
Mettaton: .. //kicks her off//
Yo mama is so fat, that when Washua tried to wash her, he needed back up!!
Washua: Wash you up //starts spraying her// Oh no.. I NEED BACK UP!
Yo mama is so ugly, Toriel didn't want her!
Toriel: Hello, I am Toriel, keeper of the- OH MY GOODNESS! You are.. uh.. I think my is burning
//runs away//
Yo mama: ;-;
Yo mama is so fat, then when the riverboat person tried to take her to Snowdin, the boat sunk!
Rbp: //reaches up towards surface while slowly sinking//
Yo mama is so fat, the duck in Waterfall refused to bring her acrossed!!
Duck: //points at 5000lb limit sign//
Yo mama: ;-;
Yo mama is so stupid, that when Papyrus asked which was harder, a crossword or the junior jumble.. she chose A COLORING BOOK!!
Papyrus: ..ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THAT'S AN OPTION!
Sans: Don't worry, she was reading in between the lines
Papyrus: //throws crossword on ground// NYEHHHHH
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to cook hotdogs.. ON GRILLBY'S HAIR
Grillby: ......
Yo mama: //smiles and gets hot dog bun ready//
Sans: Heh //offers ketchup//
Yo mama is so fat, that when Muffet threw pastries at her.. SHE ATE THEM! AND THE WEB BROKE!
Muffet: Fuh huh huh! //throws bagel//
Yo mama: Num //ate it//
Muffet: Uh.. //sends out cupcake spider//
Yo mama: Num //ate it too//
Muffet: o-o
Yo mama: //falls out of web//
Yo mama is so stupid.. that when she saw temflakes.. SHE PUT MILK IN THEM
Temmie: uH.. I doN tHinK tHat HoW yoU dO ThAt..
Yo mama: //pouring whole gallon of milk//
