Conspiracy

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Alphys: THE DOGS ARE TERRORISTS!

Mettaton: What do you mean, Alphy dear?

Alphys: THEY SUICIDE BOMBED YOUR NEWS STATION!

Mettaton: //gasp// You're right! I didn't think much of it because it added more drama, action, and bloodshed!

Dog: //tail is a lit fuse, barks right behind them//

Alphys and Mettaton: //turn around// OH SH-

Dog: //explodes//

Frisk: And that's how they died.
//in front of Sans in Judgement Hall//

Sans: .. You really expect me to believe that? After you delibrately killed everyone else?

Frisk: //shrug//

Chara: I can prove it. //smiles sinisterly and holds up another dog bomb//

Sans: Oh crap wait KID NO-

Dog: //barks and explodes//

Frisk: //in new timeline, standing in front of Sans' stand// And that's how we died last time.

Sans: Ooooh okay. Can't believe I would have forget that.

Frisk: So you could say I blew your mind? //smile//

Sans: //laughs// Guess so. And also... //kills them// That's for killing everyone last timeline, you little freak. Get dunked on.

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