Papyrus: //sitting at Grillby's bar with Sans// Brother, why does Grillby not talk much?
Sans: He just doesn't have a lot to say. But he is very expressive.
Grillby: ... //smiles faintly//
Papyrus: What do you mean? He rarely shows emo- OH MY ASGOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!
Sans: //grins// Did I forget to mention he's also silent but deadly?
Grillby: //cracks a grin// Years of owning a bar helps one to master the art of cutting cheese.
Papyrus: THAT IS SO GROSS!! NYEH!! //covers "nose"//
Sans: Smells worse than my woopie cushion..
Papyrus: I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE GROUNDED FROM IT FOR A WEEK!!
Sans: But I'm older ;-;