Asgore: //waves at Toriel after passing her// Hi, Tori!
Toriel: //ushers Frisk along// Screw off, asshole.
Asgore: Love you too! //smiles//
Undyne: Dude, she just called you asshole! You gonna just stand here and take that?!
Asgore: Oh, no, Undyne, it's not like that.
Undyne: What?! That was an insult right to the face!!
Asgore: No, she was merely calling me by my nickname!
Undyne: ..what
Asgore: //hums and continues on with day//
Undyne: .... We need to get you on Mew Mew Kissy Cutie
