400 Poem Challenge (completed December 26, 10:15am)

i ain't going outdoors

okay

this is getting ridiculous

i thought yesterday was cold

but i didn't want to 

pull my ass out of bed

i'm really not that bold

today is the coldest day

we have had so far

-31C and it ain't warming

i really pity the poor cars

with the little wind we have

the temperature drops more

-36C with the wind

i ain't going outdoors

for those of you on the fahrenheit scale, -36C is -33F