400 Poem Challenge (completed December 26, 10:15am)

diy

do it yourself

DIY

you've got to be kidding

i've given it a try

changed the kitchen faucets

as simple as pie

pop off the old, pop on the new

1 hour max

you've got to be kidding

i almost started to cry

one hour turned to two days

and thats the basic fact

every company has their own fittings

you just need an adaptor

of course the store doesn't have them

we will have them after

and the base of the faucet is different

had to make the hole bigger

that took an hour or so

yea, go figure

and the lines for the water

different sizes as well

so another adaptor for that

and what the hell

<insert long, very loud, scream>

anyway ...

if i have learned anything in this life

when it comes to fixing things in your home

the best way to fix anything

is leave it the fuck alone