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Save the wedding

(Okay so we all know whats happened in Chapter 850-851, so I'mma just leave this here for my own satisfaction. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHATS HAPPENING IN THE MANGA!)

Third pov

'Everything is all going according to Mama's plan.' Charlotte Pudding thought gleefully as she walked sown the aisle towards Sanji.

Sanji, who stood at the other end of the aisle, couldn't even look at Pudding, even if she was adorned in a beautiful wedding dress. All he could think about, was Chevallier Victoria. Victoria was left heart broken when he said that he's leaving her to marry Pudding. But now? Now he can't ever see her again. Sanji badly wanted to just leave, but there was no way out of it. None at all. He knew that if he tried to run, his shackles will cause him to catch a flame, which will automatically start the massacre of the Vinsmoke family.

'I'm sorry, everyone. Luffy, Marimo, Nami-chan, Chopper, Robin-chan, Franky, Brook...and my Queen, Victoria. There's no way will I be ever to make this up to any of you. Goodbye..'

Then, as Pudding neared the altar, Sanji could hear...chains?

'I can't possibly be hearing things, right?'

But seconds pass, and the chain noises were getting louder. It was actually driving Sanji a bit crazy. It wasn't until a couple seconds later that he realized that the chains were coming from behind Pudding. Everyone was actually staring as well as Sanji, mainly because standing there, was Chevallier Victoria. She wore a high waisted pleated black leather skirt the goes down to her knees, a pair of black boots with blacl socks that stop halfway up here leg, a black strapless crop, and a black hooded jacket. Sanji immediately recognized this outfit as the one she wore when she was a CP9 agent.

She had a long chain draping down her shoulders, and held a record den den mushi & her violin case. The hood was up on her head, so that people couldn't see the back of her blonde head. Her blonde hair had two side braids.

'Victoria!' Sanji thought happily.

'What the hell is she doing here?! I thought Mama had dealt with her!'

"It appears a alley cat has crawled on through. Beat it." Someone growled. Victoria smirks, "I'm your entertainment." She took her violin out of its pastel blue case, "This song is gonna be dedicated to our lovely bride & groom....so you lot better sit the fuck down, and listen to my song. Otherwise I'll crash this wedding."

Ichiji was about to pounce, but Judge held him back. Pudding's third eye glared at Victoria under her bangs. She wanted to shoot Victoria, but decided against it, and simply waited for Victoria to start playing her violin. Once she started playing, she glared directly at Pudding.

"Oh, well imagine,"
"As I'm pacing the pews of a church corridor,"
"And I can't help but to hear,"
"No I can't help to hear an exchanging of words,"
" 'What a beautiful wedding!' "
" 'What a beautiful wedding!' Says the bridesmaid to the waiter,"
" 'And yes but what a shame, what a shame that the poor grooms bride is a WHORE!"

Just then, everyone starts to attack Victoria. She dodges all attacks & carries on with playing & singing, whilst keeping the den den mushi away from everyone.

"I'd chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!' "
"No."
"Its much better to face these kinds of things,"
"With a sense of poise & rationality."
"I'd chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!' "
"No."
"Its much better to face these kinds of things,"
"With a sense of..."

"Oh,"
"Well in fact,"
"Well I'll look at it this way,"
"I mean technically our marriage is saved."
"Well, this call for a toast."
"So pour the champagne."
"Oooooh!"
"Well in fact!"
"Well I'll look at it this way,"
"I mean technically our marriage is saved!"
"Well, this calls for a toast,"
"So pour the champagne, pour the champagne."

Victoria jumped around the wedding ceremony with her Soru technique, and she kicked the doors open. Running in, was the rest of the Straw hat pirates, wearing suits & dresses.

"I'd chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!' "
"No."
"Its much better to face these kinds of things,"
"With a sense of poise & rationality!"

Victoria ran up to Pudding, quickly putting her violin back in its case. She twirled, grabbing onto the chain, and wrapped it around Pudding. Coincidentally, that chain was made of sea stone. Pudding screamed as Victoria head butted her.

"BITCH YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP!" Victoria yells, throwing her out the window.

(A/N:And thats as fa as my imagination went)