Creed is drunk

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by lady_shogun

by lady_shogun

(A/N:Okay so I'm bored, and I'm gonna write what happens when Alcohol + Creed x Beyonce happens, because we all know that Creed loves Beyonce)

Third pov

The Tiger Palm pirates were celebrating hard core since its the new year. Everyone was drunk, Creed being the most drunk. They were all chatting, joking & laughing a whole lot. It was something that they don't get to do a lot since they're always tired from adventuring on the island. But seeing that they won't see land for another couple of days, they decided to party.

Creed stood up, stumbling a little bit, "Right guys~! I'mma gonna make you all gay for me!" Creed declared. Tiberius laughed, "Ha! I'd like to see you try, pretty prince!" Creed put his hands on his hips sassily, "Oh really?" Blake put her hands on Creed's fine ass booty, "Well I certainly know that I'm gay for you!" Creed dipped her to the floor and whispered to her, "Watch yourself, you're falling for me, Miss Kitty." Blake pretty much fainted.

(A/N:Smooth ass motherfucker)

Creed straightened himself, clearing his throat, "Well my slaves, YOU WILL BE AMAZED BY MY SEX APPEAL!" Creed declared, taking his jacket off & chucking it to the ground. Pearl protectively wrapped her arm around Ruby, "Ha, Creed you can't make me ungay, yoi." Creed unbuttoned the first three buttons of his shirt, his Siren charm kicked to the max, "Just imagine Ruby doing this then..."

(A/N:ARE Y'ALL READY TO BE APPEALED PLAY IT)

"LEMME HEAR YOU SAY HEY MISS CARTER!"

"Hey Miss Carter!" Everyone yelled

"Say "Heeeeeeeeey Miss Carter!"

"Heeeeeeeeeeey Miss Carter!"

"GIMME SOME!"

"See me up in the club with 50-leven girls,"
"Posted in the back diamond fangs in my grill!"
"Brooklyn brim with my eyes sittin' low,"
"Every boy in here with me got that smoke,"
"And every girl in here gotta look me up & down,"
"All on instagram,"
"Cake by the pound."
"Circulate the image every time I come around."
"G's up, tell me how I'm looking babe."

Everyone was cheering as Creed shoulder rolled his way over to Blake.

"Girl, this all for you, just walk my way,"
"Just tell me how its looking, babe."
"Just tell me how its looking, babe."
"I do this all for you, baby, just take aim."
"And tell me how its looking, babe,"
"And tell me how its looking, babe."

"Drop the bass, man, the bass get lower."
"Radio say, "Speed it up," I just go slower."
"High like treble,"
"Puffin' on them mids."
"The girl ain't ever seen a booty like this!"
"And why you think you keep my name rollin' off the tongue?"
"Cause when you wanna smash,"
"I just write another one."
"I sneezed on the beat & the beat got sicker."
"Yonće all on her mouth like liquor {x4}"
"Like, like liquor, like, like liquor."
"Yonće all on her mouth like liquor {x3}"
"Like, like liquor, like, like liquor!"

Everyone was cheering, and even Ruby was throwing cash at Creed. Pearl was a blushing mess. Alice was laughing. Tiberius was screaming:"NOOO NOOO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Vasilissa & Regina were drooling wet messes. And finally, Blake was fanning herself because Creed was sitting on her lap. Blake could feel his Siren Eros radiating off him.

'Hot damn, that was quite vkusno...'

Creed winked at Blake, a heavy blush on his face. "Ya like what you see, Miss Kitty?" He playfully kissed her cheek. Blake had a parted lip smirk, before she licked her lips, "So what if I do? Would I have to do something...hmm? Pretty little prince?" Blake squealed as Creed stood up, and threw her over his shoulder. "Maybe...I might just have to, pretty kitty." "Creeeeeed! Lemme gooo!"

But Creed marched on, straight to the crows nest. Just as he tried to attempt to kiss her, his narcolepsy struck him, and he fell asleep...right on Blake's lap.

(A/N:What even is this)