Red Captain

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by lady_shogun

by lady_shogun

Third pov

"Oh wow, look at the time...." Karika Akaoni sighs, "I'm 3 hours early to work...." Akaoni stood outside the Siren palace at 3am. "Hmmm...how does shit like this happen....what now? This is more awkward than that time I slipped over a uni-hock stick in front of Sam..." she mutters, scratching the back of her crimson hair. "What now? I walked all this way from home..." she yawned, "Eh..well, its not against the rules with sleeping in the palace. Hope Queen Armalia won't mind." she grinned as she climbed the walls, despite no foot holds, or any places to grab.

(A/N: INSERT MEMEFUL CLIMBING!)

"Spider-pig. Spider-pig. Does whatever a spider-pig does. Can she swing? From a web? No she can't, she's a pig...Look ooooout, she's a spider pig...~!" she hummed as she climbed to a window sill, and into the palace. "Aight, that was easy.." she hummed. She squinted her peridot eyes, before she could finally see in the dark. It only took her a moment to realise that she was in Princess Itami's bedroom. "Oh..." she mumbled, looking around. The room had pink and gold theme, as it was the theme of her bedroom before Lucious had kidnapped her all those years ago. Akaoni sighed.

'Welp, she's a pirate now. And that's okay, but...Armalia can't hold up forever. She can't live forever.'

Either way, Akaoni waltzed up to the bed, and fell asleep on it.

*3 hours later*

Her eyes snapped open, "Its 6!" she whispered. She shot up out of bed, quickly cleaned the sheets, and jumped out the window. "I AM READY SATAN!" She screamed as she plummeted to the ground..only to land perfectly on her feet in a squat. "Gotta do that fitness to get that thickness!" she yelled as she stood. People around her sighed, "Good morning, Akaoni-senpai." Akaoni looked around, "Whoa you guys got here super fast! Jesus..are y'all on speed?" she asked. Everyone sighed, "No Akaoni-senpai." Akaoni grinned, "Good! My minions aren't gonna be druggies now, aren't they?" she laughed.

"So you finally arrived." Everyone turned, and saw Casper, Akaoni's ex, and her second in command. "But of course. I can't leave 'em with you. You got everyone lost in the bloody kiwi groves! Blooooody hell..." Akaoni ranted. Casper sweat drops, "That was your fault, you sent the wrong directions-" "Ones of which you drawn for me, and set for yourself!" Akaoni corrected. Casper shook his head, "Right...anyway. We're all here now, so..what now?" he asked. "Well, you see. I got here three hours early, and slept in the castle, so...." "You mean you have nothing planned!?" Casper yelled. "Take a wild guess, dick. You think I'm letting this place go to hell? Nah. Now come on." Akaoni hissed.

Silently, everyone followed the 15 year old. Despite being her age, she easily became one of the leading captains that protect Siren island, its inhabitants, whilst taking care of their Justice. The Marines have deemed Siren island a place of myth, so they live a free country. There are just some Sirens that cause trouble, and end up getting pounded by Akaoni.

*timeskip*

Casper and Akaoni ended up patrolling Siren island together, despite Casper's protests. "Afraid, are we?" Akaoni teased. "I'd rather not be with you." He admits. "Awww look, another thing that we have in common! Its almost like we've known each other for soooo long!" Akaoni mocked, her sarcasm raising. "Look, I'm not happy, and neither are you. But once this is done, we can be rid of each other for the rest of the day!" Casper huffs. "Fine by me. I wanna get far away from you, and eat oreos, and die a virgin." She grunts, being sarcastic once again (because she doesn't wanna die a virgin).

One of the many reasons why Akaoni hates being with Capser on patrol, is because he always complains, and ends up in a strip club, leaving Akaoni to do all the dirty work. But hey, its why she's first in command, and why Casper is in second. It wasn't long before Casper had already ditched, and went straight to a strip club. Akaoni huffed, "At least I can focus. Now....I may as well treat myself, right after I solve the reason why a fight is going on 2km away from me..bye bye now!"

Akaoni speed off in direction of the fight. Just as she was about to crash into the wall, she summoned her giant, peach coloured war hammer, and smashed the wall open, debris flying. "That'll be coming out of my pay..." she murmurs. Inside, there was a bunch of terrified teenage boys, harassing another boy their age. "Huuuuuuuh? Is this first class bullying I see?" Akaoni asked, her war hammer resting on her shoulder. "Ah shit, its the cap'n!" one swore. Akaoni chuckled, and flicked a pebble into his eye, "Vulgar language, ya cunt." she sniggered. The bullying teens all freaked out, and retreated, leaving the victim on the ground.

Akaoni sighed, and helped the boy up, "Sorry bout that. I wish I could've come earlier." He shook his head, "Its fine." The boy had orange hair, and green eyes. "Your name?" Akaoni asked. "Honora." he answered. She grinned, "Aight, my names Akaoni. Come on then, lets get you all cleaned up. I'll shout you a drink." "Shout?" he asked. "Ah, its the kiwi slang of like me...uh..in this situation, me shouting you a drink, is just me buying you a drink...of coke. I'm only a 'lil after all." Akaoni explained. "Oh so you're a kiwi..right. Anyway, its okay, my Mums expecting me home for dinner. But thank you, Akaoni-senpai!"

*timeskip*

Akaoni walked home, humming to the tune of 'Plastic Beach'. It wasn't until Casper was found, sitting outside her home. "Ah jeez, get out man." Akaoni hissed. "You're the only person who I know who is available..." he mumbles. Akaoni growls, "You're sleeping on the couch..."