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The most chillest labor

(A/N:So this is basically what happened when Itami was going into labor when she had Alice, also this is set in the canon world)

Third pov

Ace was pretty much pushing Itami towards the infirmary, who looked like she was taking a stroll in the park. "STAY CALM ITAMI!" Ace yelled. Itami yawned boredly, "Hey can we get some chicken wings?" Itami asked. "I SAID STAY CALM!" Ace yelled. "But Ace I am calm? You calm-" "I AM PERFECTLY CALM!" He yells, running off to grab some chicken wings.

Itami sat on the bed, writing poems.

"Ouch, I am in pain.
This shirt is scratchy.
This bed is uncomfortable.
Why is my husband yelling?
Please calm down?
Oh there's another contraction.
That kinda hurt.
Oh well.
Oh Ace is back, he has my chicken wings.
Joy to the world!"

As what her poem said, Ace charges in with chicken wings. Itami happily ate them as Ace paced around the room. Marco came in, holding both his daughter Pearl, and Itami's son, Creed. They were giggling, and tugging at Marco's hair, which made Marco smile.

"How are you guys so calm?!" Ace whined. Itami shrugs, "Well I know what I'm in for. I'm actually more excited than scared. After all, Creeds getting a sibling!" Itami encouraged. Upon hearing his name, Creed squeaked, and stretched his arms towards Ace. Ace sighed, and held his son in his arms, "Dada!" Creed squeals, putting his small hands on Ace's face. Ace chuckled, "Yeah, I need to calm down, don't I?" Ace asked rhetorically.