Hetalia Preferences

Pranking

America- You were home alone and America decided to play a prank on you. He crawled through the window in the bathroom, crept through the house, and snuck up behind you while you were watching a horror movie. He put his hands on your shoulders, making you jump and you ended up accidentally punching him right in the nose.
Canada- This little asshat decided it would be a funny idea to pretend he murdered his brother. You walked in the door from work, to see your boyfriend soaked head to toe in "blood" with a "bloody knife", standing over his brothers "lifeless and bloody" body. You almost called the police until he admitted he pranked you.
Italy- You thought you were home alone, and you were watching F/A(favorite anime), you heard clanking and banging in the kitchen and went to investigate. Turns out your boyfriend got home early and was making pasta. You were angry because you thought he was a murderer.
Italy(Romano)- You were home alone and upstairs in the shower when suddenly you heard a loud noise, you grabbed a pair of scissors from the drawer and crept downstairs in your towel, you were terrified until you heard a familiar, "SON OF A B****!" , and immediately knew who it was. Your boyfriend who had stubbed his toe on the coffee table(those things are dangerous).
Germany- He had moved everything out of your house, and stored it elsewhere. He had to put everything back in place and put the furniture back where it belonged.
England- He ate your food as a prank, you didn't find it funny, you were filled with rage,so you switched his sugar with salt, and put black hairdye in his shampoo.
France- He mixed different hair dyes into your shampoo, and you had rainbow hair for a week, he should be lucky you love him dearly, or he would've been in way more trouble.(that might actually look kind of cool).
Japan- He hid your manga, and wouldn't tell you were it was for at least like a week. Karma is a b*tch because you got him back.
Spain- He pretended you were invisible for a day and completely ignored you.
Russia- He pretended to have amnesia and acted that way for the whole day, he got in trouble for it.
Prussia- He filled your car with packing peanuts so you couldn't go to work. You're still not entirely sure why.