Dating him includes...

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America-
- "Superman can have Lois Lane, because I have you."
-"The hero and his sidekick."
- Jealous of everyone, even his own brother.
-He loves that pilot jacket so much.
- Literally that jacket is always in the laundry.
-"Al, you need to change your shirt."
- "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats funny!"
-Never cleans his hair out of the shower.
- "What? This isn't my hair. ALFRED!"
-Him cleaning the house, and you come home from work and you look around, don't know what to do, so you just lie on the floor and cry.
- "WHAT'S WRONG?! ARE YOU OKAY?!"
- "I'm just so happy. The house is so clean." Choking back sobs.
-So many hamburgers, you can no longer go to McDonalds and order a hamburger.
- Suprising each other like 365 days of the year.
-"Cake? But it's not my birthday or any holiday.
Canada-
-Pancakes, if you don't like them, you salvage for yourself.
-  Mattie is just such a sweet, precious, cinnamon bun that is too pure for this world.
-You love him so much.
-He loves you even more.
- He brought you flowers to work. He's a cinnamon bun, love him so much.
- Plucking his glasses off his face, and teasing about how blind he is.
- You still love him though.
-Baking pancakes together.
-Bunny pancakes on Easter.
- Christmas? Tree shaped pancakes.
-Halloween? You guessed it.
- It's so difficult to fight with him.
- Fights usually end with him in tears.
-Then you feel bad.
- And you can't be angry.
- He is really strong though, and isn't really afraid to make himself heard if necessary.
- So glad he gets along with people so well.
Italy-
-Pasta.
- So romantic, just...yes.
- Eating gelato while walking, and your fingers are laced together.
- You love your little Italian so much.
- Literally, sweeter than candy.
-Love him so much.
- His cowlick in his bangs....
-Buy me seven.
Italy(Romano)-
- Love-hate relationship.
- Like he acts so tough...
- He's honestly a big softy.
- He loves you so much.
- He won't admit it, but he can't live without you.
- He worries.
- You love him so much, that you will fantasize about slitting his throat in his sleep, but you wouldn't do it, because you love him too much, and you'd miss him terribly.
- He's a big, cuddly, teddy bear.
- He calls you his better side..
- Lets face it, he's strong and tough, but he's a huge softy for you, and you're his weakness.
- Honestly, one of the few people he's opened up to, so you actually know he does have a kind heart.
- He can be kind of a foul-mouthed one.
Germany-
- He has a tough exterior.
- But he has such a great heart.
- He's only hard on you because he cares.
- He wants you safe.
- Hope you get along with Italy.
- He's a huge softy.
- Like a very muscular, scary-looking, teddy bear.
- You love him so much.
-And you just have to repeat this over and over again when he wakes you up at FIVE in the morning, to go on a run.
- He's a tough trainer.
- He still cares.
- Hope you like dogs.
-Actual piece of sunshine.
England
- Such a gentleman.
- Horrible cook.
- You cook, because he can't make anything without burning it.
- Like, scones...
- You could crack a persons skull open with it.
- You insult his cooking to his face. Gordon Ramsey style.
- "Scones?" *scoffs* "More like stones. I broke a tooth on one, almost."
- "BLOODY HELL!"
- "What's wrong this time."
- "You burnt down the kitchen again, didn't you?"
France-
-Romantic
- Very intact with his emotions.
- Love him so much.
- He does have some great dirty jokes.
-He's a great person.
- He cares about everyone.
- He is just like the greatest.
Japan-
- Likes personal space.
-Like not super touchy.
-He's quiet.
- Very intelligent.
- Watching anime together.
-He's a great cook.
- Neck and shoulder massages.
- Piece of sunshine. Love him so much.
Russia-
- Actual piece of sunshine.
- He seems like a ray of darkness... but really..
- He's sweet, protective, gets jealous quite easily, rather intelligent.
- He acts so tough, but he's a huge teddy bear, and a kind heart at times.
- The scarf, lets talk about it..
- You've fixed it so many times because if he saw how beat up it gets because he doesn't take it off that often, he'd probably flip.
- You've grown close to both of his sisters.
- They already consider you a sister.
- Speaking Russian together.
Spain-
- Love him so much.
- "AY, ANTONIO!"
- ¿Que?
- "Te amo."
-"Te amo tambien."
- Having whole conversations in Spanish.
- Gardening together.
- Has a great personality.
- You know every dish there is to cook that involves tomatoes.
- You called him a 'bastardo' once while fighting after spending so much time with Lovino.
- 'The best Hispanic lover and best thing to exist since toast with jam' may or may not be his nickname that he put in your phone contacts.
Prussia-
- Just so awesome.
- It's really that simple.

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