Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #6

ShiroTheSaiyanKing: I dare the boys to treat you like a princess and fulfill your wishes for the day.

*looks at phone* holy shit we have a lot of these.

Raditz: oh god dammit.

*reads one* *smiles* this one is amazing.

Raditz: *sighs* what is it?

Hold on. Goku, Vegeta get in here!!

Goku: *walks in* what?

Vegeta: we just got done with the last one, I am not doing another.

Come now, is that anyway to speak to your princess?

Vegeta: ...... what?

The dare is for you to treat me like a princess and fulfill all of my wishes.

Vegeta: Like hell we are!

Raditz: You can't tell us what to do!

First off, no yelling in my presence. Second, your only alowed to say nice things to me.

Raditz: screw that!

Goku: well, you are a very pretty young women and a good friend.

Vegeta: Kakarot, your not seriously gonna listen to her are you?

Goku: But it's a dare, we have to do it.

See Goku gets it. Now, one of you, carry me to the couch.

Raditz: your not helpless, do it yourself.

But I don't feel like walking.

Vegeta: *smirks* If you insists. *walks up and flings me over his shoulder*

Hey! This is not what I meant!

Vegeta: *throws me onto the couch* what's wrong? This is what you wanted wasnt it?

Yes, but not like that!

Vegeta: What? Not satisfied?

No.

Vegeta: well, to bad then. *walks out*

Raditz: What are you doing?

Vegeta: Having a little bit of fun. *chuckles a little* this might be better then I thought it would.

Hey! I want a glass of water!

Raditz: *smirks* I gotta try this. *walks off* *walks back in with a glass of water*

Thank you, now give it here. *holds hand out*

Raditz: *splashes it on my face*

Hey! What the hell was that for!?

Raditz: what, I gave you your water.

You guys are all jerks.

Raditz: I know. *walks off*

Goku: Why are you guys being so mean to her?

Vegeta: Because why should we do what she says?

Goku: Because she's a nice person.

Vegeta: Oh spare me that nice person shit. Why should I care?

Goku: Because your her friend.

Vegeta: Like hell I am!

Oh, is that so.

Vegeta:*turns around* I thought you said you didn't feel like walking?

Would you believe me if I said I feel like doing it now?

Vegeta: no.

Well, I do.

Vegeta: So.

And, I want you to be my friend.

Vegeta: No.

What if I order you to be my friend?

Vegeta: No.

You have to, cause I told you so.

Vegeta: No.

*sighs* then one of you, go make dinner. Im getting hungery.

Goku: uuuuhhhhhhh .....

What?

Goku: None of us knows how to cook.

It's really not that hard, at least try.

Goku: but I don't know the first thing about cooking.

Well figure it out then. *walks back to living room*

Raditz: how the hell are we supposed to cook?

Vegeta: how should I know.

Goku: I don't even know how to work a stove. How dose Chichi always do it?

Raditz: Whatever, she said it was easy so how hard could it be?

__*20 minuets later*__

Raditz: HOLY SHIT!!

Goku: OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP!!

Vegeta: HURRY AND PUT IT OUT!!

What's going on in h- WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO!!!???

Goku: I DONT KNOW!!

WELL YOU OBVIOUSLY DID SOMTHING WRONG!!

Raditz: ITS NOT OUR FAULT!!

Vegeta: IT'S SPREADING!!

HURRY AND PUT THE FIRE OUT!!

Raditz: HOW!!??

Goku: *grabs the fire extinguisher and throws it at the fire*

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!??

Goku: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!

Vegeta: YOU IDIOT!!

*fire extinguisher exlpodes and CO2 goes everywhere*

...........

Goku: w-well ... a-at least the f-fires ... out.

Raditz: W-why is this stuff so cold?

I r-really hate you guys s-sometimes. *walks off* And your cleaning that mess up!!

Goku: aaawwww.

Raditz: This'll take forever.

Vegeta: I really hate these stupid dares.

Goku: I really hope the next one goes by better.