Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

IM BACK BITCHES!!!!

We have returned my friends!!

Bardock: and here i was thinking you'd forgotten about this.

Turles: i had hoped she'd forgotten about this.

Listen guys. I'm so sorry i haven't updated this in over two months. There's this thing called "I've been writing this thing non stop for month's, i think I'll take a break for a while."

Raditz: It was more then just a while.

I know! But im back, and hopefully I'll start updating this thing regularly again. Because it's summer, and I'll need somthing to keep me entertained.

Bardock: So then what have you been doing this entire time?

Finishing up middle school and getting ready for highschool. I have my schedule all planed out and ready to go. And, im going to a special highschool.

Raditz: like we care.

Whatever.

Goku: well i for one have missed doing these. The whole Tournament of Power thing's kinda stressful.

Turles: Tournament of Power?

Goku: There's also the fact that Vegeta just had another kid.

I heard about that.

Vegeta: At least im there for Bulma while she's pregnant. Unlike some people. *looks at Goku*

Raditz: Great, more halfbreeds.

Goku: So, Expert, are we doing something special to celebrate the reopening of the dares.

You bet we are!

Turles: this is just great.

Bardock: What are we doing now?

Getting a new friend. *holds up bag of Dragon balls* this'll be the last person we're going to revive, i swear.

Vegeta: Just great who is it this time?

Somone named Black.

Goku: No!! Not him!!

Vegeta: Your not bringing that bastard back to life on my watch!!

Geez, what's the big deal?

Goku: the big deal is he's more evil then Turles was!

Turles: was?! We'll excuse me if im careful plotting my revenge!

Vegeta: not to mention he has power that can go up against Super Saiyan Blue!

Soooo ..... you don't want me to revive him?

Goku and Vegeta: NO!!

To bad, im doing it anyways.

Vegeta: Dont you dare!!

You cant stop me! *sticks toung out* you said Turles was to evil to revive, but look at him now.

Turles: What's that supposed to mean?!?

Goku: Black is much different. He despises all mortals, and tried to wipe them all off the face of the planet!

It dosn't matter what you say, im still going to do it. *sets Dragon balls down*

Goku: You don't know what your doing!

I know exactly what im doing. Now, Shenron! I summon you to grant my wish!

Shenron: *pops out* I am the external Dragon. State your wish and i shall grant it.

Ok, this is the last one, i promise.

Shenron: Don't you have enough Saiyans?!

I know, but just this last one.

Shenron: Fine, who is it this time?

Can you revive Black for us, please?

Shenron: the one known as Black had fused with one known as Zamasu. He is no longer here.

Well, cant you unfuse them and then bring him back?

Shenron: That is doable. *eye's glow red*

Goku: i still think this is a terrible idea.

Shenron: Alright, it is done.

Thank you, i promise this is the last time.

Shenron: Yeah, sure. *goes back inside the Dragon balls*

Black: Son Goku. What is the meaning of this?

Goku: don't get the wrong idea, this wasn't my plan.

Black: Well, no matter, this just means i get to complete my Zero Mortals plan.

Yeah, can you not do that?

Black: *looks at me* You think a mortal like you can speak in such a manner to a God? You'll be the first to go. *charges a blast*

Who died and made you boss?!

Black: My old mentor Gowasu, i killed him myself.

Well good for you.

Black: your a strange sort.

Thank you, i try to be.

Black: *confused*

Goku: What's happening! Why hasn't he killed her yet?

Vegeta: how the hell should i know?

Raditz: Why the hell dose he look like Kakarot?!

Goku: He stole my body.

Raditz: Wait ....... what?

Now, let's get one thing straight. I'm the boss around here.

Black: You cant order me around.

IM THE BOSS!!!

Black: .......

Vegeta: is she forceing him into submission?

Goku: i don't know.

Black: Now you listen her-

No! You listen here! You may call yourself a god, but that dosn't mean shit! Now are you going to behave, or do i have to have to have Goku and Vegeta send you back to hell!?

Black: your threats mean nothing to me, Mortal.

Well, i don't know much about gods, but you look exactly like a mortal to me.

Black: how dare you compare me to you-

Nope, not another word! Now we're going back to the house, and your not gonna say anything!

Black: you-

I SAID YOUR NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING!!!!

Black: ............

Now we're going back to the house!

Black: ........... Do you have tea?

No, but i can get you some if you'd like.

Black: .......... Fine.

Goku and Vegeta: *jaws drop* What?!?!

See? I told you i had this figured out.

Goku: so your plan was to scare him into submission?

Bardock: She can be scary when she's angery.

Turles: Very.

Alright, so, I'd say this was a great way to say ive returned with more dares.

Vegeta: i still say this is a terrible idea!

If ge tries anything, then you can kill him.

Vegeta: Gladly.

Oh, also, this dare was suggested by lincelovina. And just to clear things up, i escaped the wrath of Bardock bu promising him cake.

Bardock: It was amazing.