Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #12

lincelovina: I dare you guys to prank Raditz.

Raditz: Arg, my f*****g head!!

Goku: hehe, yeah. The first transformation can leave you pretty wiped out.

Vegeta: Im just surprised he managed to do it. Guess that leaves Expert as the weakest Saiyan alive.

Screw you to Vegeta! It's not my fault no one tells me how to do this shit!

Goku: It's ok, you'll get there eventually.

Thank god at least one of you isn't a complete ass hole.

Vegeta and Raditz: Hey!!

*looks around* Hey, wheres Bardock?

Goku: I think he whent upstaires.

Why?

Goku: I don't know.

*sighs* Bardock! What are you doing upstaires!?

Bardock: None of your dam business!

Bardock, what the hell are you doing!!?

Bardock: Nothing you need to be concerned about!

*sighs* im concerned. *walks upstairs* What are you doing? More importantly, what are doing with that bucket?

Bardock: Sshhh.

....

Bardock: *pulls out my phone and shows me the dare*

*reads it* a prank?

Bardock: Yeah.

How do you know what a prank is?

Bardock: You think Saiyans never had some fun?

I imagine that your image of fun is different from mine. So whats with the bucket?

Bardock: Fill it with piss, put on the door, simple as that.

First of, that's disgusting. Second off, is that really the best you can come up with?

Bardock: Yeah.

Dude, that's so dull.

Bardock: Well, what do you have in mind?

Uuhhhhh .... *light bulb pops up* I have the perfect idea.

Bardock: Where the hell did that light bulb come from?

*few minutes of strategic planning later*

We all set?

Bardock: Yep.

Operation 'Bad hair day' is a go. You remember the signal?

Bardock: What am I, an idiot? Just go. *pushes me out*

Geez, fine, you don't have to push. *walks over to Raditz*

Raditz: *still sitting on the couch*

Hey Raditz.

Raditz: What?

I've got this great new hair product I wanna show you.

Raditz: Hair product?

Yeah, come here.

Raditz: I ... guess it couldn't hurt to look. *gets up*

*walks back into the kitchen* Is the specimen ready?

Bardock: *holds up Fred* This things got some attitude.

Y-yeah ... i-it dose. *steps away from it a bit*

Raditz: *walks in* Where is it?

Now Bardock!

Bardock: *shoves Fres in Raditz hair*

Raditz: *slaps his hand away* What are you- .....

Can you feel it.

Raditz: *reaches in* There's somthing in there.

Yeah.

Raditz: What the hell did you put in there! *tries to get it out*

Just my friend Fred the spider.

Raditz: You put the spider in there!!

Yep.

Raditz: Get it out!!

That's your job.

Bardock: Hehe, what wrong, your not scared of it are you?

Raditz: N-no, of course not! *grabs it and pulles it out*

Fred: *hisses at him*

Raditz: AH!! *throws it in my face*

*screams* *tries to get it off* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!

Raditz: Ha! Whos scared now?

*grabs it and throws it at Bardock*

Bardock: Hey! *grabs it*

*close to tears* *starts pounding on Raditz chest* You stupid jerk! Why would you do that!? Your nothing but a f*****g ass hole! You dick!

Raditz: Think I made her mad?

Bardock: Nah, but thats just pathetic.

Screw you!

Bardock: Hey!

Raditz: Is the spider all you called me in here to do?

Bardock: Yes. *tosses Fred back down the stairs*

Raditz: Fine, I'm going to my room.

Bardock: What ever.

Raditz: *walks back out*

Bardock: *looks back to me*

*trying not to cry*

Bardock: You look like a baby.

Shut up!

Bardock: Quit winning, you couldn't have been that scared.

You don't know that you jerk!

*the sound of a bucket hitting the floor is heard upstairs*

Raditz: EEXXPPEERRTT!!!

Bardock: Looks like fase two worked.

Raditz: Why dose it smell like piss!!?

Bardock: Cause it is!!

Raditz: Dammit!! Do you know how hard it's going to be to get this smell out!?

Bardock: Dont know, dont care!