Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #16

lincelovina: I dare you guys to shave Raditz bald.

Raditz: Why are you looking at me like that?

Bardock: You'll find out. Vegeta, mind getting the razor while I handle my son.

Vegeta: Heh, gladly. *walks upstairs*

Raditz: You cant be serious!!

Bardock: Oh, im dead serious. We're doing this.

Raditz: You so much as touch my hair and your dead!!

Bardock: I doubt that. *pounces on him*

Raditz: Get the hell off!!

Bardock: *pins him down* look on the bright side, you won't have to worry about acidently flushing your hair down the toilet.

Raditz: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!!!!

Vegeta: *comes back down with the razor*

Raditz: *sees it* No!! No, no, no, no!!! *struggles to get up*

Bardock: *holds him down* Relax, it'll grow back in a few days.

Raditz: I DONT CARE!!!

Vegeta: Hehe, this'll be entertaining. *turns it on*

Raditz: NOO!!!

Vegeta: Hold his head still, he's trashing around to much.

Bardock: Easyer said then- *spits some hair out* done. *pins his head down*

Vegeta: *crouches down and starts to shave him*

Raditz: NNOOOOOO!!!!!

Vegeta: Oh shut up! Its not even that big a deal.

Raditz: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT I SHAVED YOU CLEAN!!!?

Vegeta: Touch my hair and I'll beat the shit out of you!!

Bardock: *chuckles*

Vegeta: What are you laughing it?

Bardock: Oh, noth- *spits more hair out* Quit squirming around so much!

Raditz: SCREW YOU!!!

Vegeta: at this point you might just want to let us finish, unless you want to look half bald.

Raditz: I. Hate. All of you!

Vegeta: I know.

--15 minutes later--

Bardock: Are you done yet?

Vegeta: Yes.

Bardock: About time. *gets off Raditz* Ah geez, I've got your hair all over me Raditz.

Raditz: *gets up* *punches Bardock in the face*

Bardock: Ah! What the f**k!!?

Raditz: That's for my hair! And this- *punches Vegeta* Is for my dignity!!

Vegeta: you will regrete striking me!

Raditz: Spare me. *goes into room and slams door*

Bardock: Would you look at that. Hes pouting.

Vegeta: He's definitely your son.

Bardock: Whats that suposed to mean!?

Vegeta: Heh, nothing.

Bardock: ...

Vegeta: ...

Bardock: ... Hey.

Vegeta: What?

Bardock: Should we make the carpets match the drapes?

Vegeta: Hell no! You do it!

Bardock: No!

Vegeta: Then why even suggest it!?

Bardock: It was supposed to be a joke!

Vegeta: Then you suck at telling jokes!

Bardock: F**K YOU!!

Vegeta: F**K YOU!!