Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Question #4 and my return

lincelovina: Vegeta, why are you so short?

*phone goes off*

Bardock: *sighs* These Earthlings never stop. Why is this so popular!?

Vegeta: What are you complaining about now?

Bardock: These dam dares, they're driving me crazy.

Vegeta: G*d, what do we have to do now?

Bardock: well. *pulls phone out and looks at it* Its another question for you.

Vegeta: Dammit.

Bardock: *chuckles* This one is just begging to die.

Vegeta: What is it?

Bardock: See for yourself. *hands it to him*

Vegeta: *grabs it and reads it* I AM NOT SHORT!!!

Bardock: How tall are you?

Vegeta: Im 5'3!! Im not short!

Bardock: That's pretty short.

Vegeta: F**k you!!

Bardock: You going to answer the question?

Vegeta: No!

Bardock: Then we're done here.

*slams door open* IM BACK!!!

Bardock and Vegeta: *looks over*

Goku: hey guys, long time no see.

Bardock: Is that Expert?

Vegeta: And she's a super Saiyan.

Damn right i am!

Vegeta: You two were gone longer then i thought you'd be.

Bardock: They were only gone a few hours.

Hours? We we're gone for a few month's.

Bardock: what?

Oh, how have the dares been?

Bardock: *shrugs* Fine, i guess.

What did you do?

Bardock: well, we shaved Raditz bald, i dumped a bucket of worms on Vegeta, and we answered a few questions.

Y-you shaved Raditz bald?

Bardock: Yeah.

Were is he now?

Vegeta: upstairs in his room, he hasn't come out since.

Ok then. Welp now that im back, we can do a lot more dares.

Bardock and Vegeta: *super sarcastic* woopie.