Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #29

lilleeeyy: I dare you guys to be handcuffed in pairs. Raditz and Turles. Goku and Vegeta. Bardock and Expert. And then Black can just chill.

*phone goes off* Whoo! Another dare!

Turles: You going to have us do these non stop again?

People really missed this book, giving them a lot more updates is the least we could do.

Raditz: This is going to suck.

Alright. Now, we have to get a bunch of handcuffs.

Vegeta: why?

Bardock: What are handcuffs?

You'll see.

Black: Mortals are strange beings.

Goku: I think so too.

*holds up some handcuffs* Ta-da!

Raditz: Where the hell did you get those?

I don't know. But, the dare is for us to be handcuffed in pairs.

Turles: But there's an odd number of us.

That's why Black isn't going to be part of this.

Vegeta: so, who are the ones getting cuffed together?

Ok, so it's you and Goku.

Goku: I wouldn't be caught dead with a Mortal like him.

Turles and Raditz.

Raditz: Well isn't that just great.

And then me and Bardock.

Bardock: why do i have to be with you?

I have no clue. *holds up cuffs* just give me you arm.

Bardock: Why?

Just do it.

Bardock: *rolls eyes* Fine. *holds out arm*

*puts cuffs on him and me* There.

Bardock: How long do we have to do this?

Two story parts.

Bardock: fantastic.

Turles, Raditz, c'mon here.

Turles: do we have to?

Yes!

Turles and Raditz: *comes over*

*puts handcuffs on them*

Raditz: This is some weak ass metal. I could easily break out of this.

Don't you dare break those!

Raditz: Tch, fine.

Now. Vegeta and Goku.

Vegeta: as if I'd allow you to cuff me to this idiot!

Goku: you shouldn't talk to a god like that!

Vegeta: For the love of god, stop talking like that.

Goku: No.

Just put the cuffs on.

Vegeta: No way.

Please?

Vegeta: No.

Dont make me come over there and make you.

Vegeta: Id like to see you try.

*starts to walk over to him* *stops and can't go further* Bardock! Move your ass!

Bardock: No.

Why not?

Bardock: This isn't my problem.

But i cant get to him without you moving!

Bardock: *walks to kitchen with me being dragged behind*

Hey! This is not the direction Vegeta is in! Where are we going?!

Bardock: Im getting a snack.

Raditz, Turles! Take the wheel! *tosses them cuffs*

Turles: *catches them*

Vegeta: Your not getting those on me.

Raditz: Just put them on. I have to wear them.

Vegeta: So?

Goku: C'mon Vegeta, it won't be that bad.

Turles: what happened to you talking like Black?

Goku: i hate talking like him. Also, Experts not here to make me keep going.

Vegeta: what ever, you cant get me in those.

Goku: *takes cuffs from Turles and puts one on* C'mon Vegeta. Please?

Vegeta: No.

Goku: Pretty please?

Vegeta: Kakarot, i sai-

Goku: *puts other cuff on him* Ha! Got you!

Vegeta: *grolws lowly at him*

*from kitchen* Did he put them on yet?!

Turles: Yes!

Ok good, we can end this dare now!

Vegeta: Thank god.

Goku: Your welcome mortal!