Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #13

A/N: JUST A REMINDER THAT GOKU AND VEGETA ARE STILL WEARING EACHOTHERS CLOTHES, SO YEAH. ON WITH THE STORY!!

bardock-san: I dare the boys to do your makeup.

*phone goes off* *looks at it* Sweet, another dare.

Bardock: *sighs* Of course it is.

*reads it* Nope, nope I'm not doing it. Bardock-san you evil, evil person.

Bardock: You mean that girl who keeps trying to sleep with me?

Yes.

Bardock: What is it?

Nothing you need to worry about.

Bardock: *raises an eyebrow* Oh really?

Yes.

Bardock: *grabs phone from me*

Hey, give it back! *jumps for it*

Bardock: *reads* What the hell is makeup?

Exactly, just give it back.

Bardock: Vegeta! What the hell is makeup!?

Vegeta: Something earth women put on their face to look prettier! Why!?

Bardock: New dare, we have to do Expert's makeup!

I don't even wear makeup!

Goku: There's a new dare!? *runs downstairs* Lets do it.

No!

Bardock: Yes, im curious to see how this goes.

Vegeta: *walks in* Do either of you even know how to put on makeup?

Goku and Bardock: No.

Vegeta: *sighs* Of course.

Bardock: oh, and you do?

Vegeta: Bulma wears makeup all the time, somtimes she'll even have me help.

We're not doing it!

Bardock: yes we are.

Goku: So Vegeta's gonna do it?

Vegeta: I guess. Kakarot, go see if you can barrow Bulma's makeup kit.

Goku: Why me?

Vegeta: Cause your the one who can get there the fastest.

Goku: Yeah, I guess your right. *instant transmission's away*

Bardock: I will never understand how he dose that.

Vegeta: me neither.

Bardock: *looks around* Hey, where'd Expert go?

Vegeta: What?

Bardock: She's gone.

Vegeta: *sighs* Dammit.

Bardock: Where the hell could she have gone?

Vegeta: How should I know.

Bardock: *sighs* dammit. *walks over to the couch*

*hiding*

Bardock: *looks behind it* What are you doing?

N-nothing.

Bardock: Sure you aren't. *grabs my tail*

Ow, ow hey! Let go! That hurts!

Bardock: Come out, and I may be inclined to let go.