Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #21

android105: I dare Turles and Bardock to flirt with Chichi.

Espeon804: I dare Turles to kiss Chichi in front of Goku.

Goku: You ok Expert?

I uhh ...... I don't ...... What the hell Bardock!?

Bardock: *chuckles* What? It's not like I was serious.

Still, you don't say that kind of stuff to a 14 year old!

Bardock: What ever, just get over it.

*huffs in annoyance* *holds hand out* Phone, now.

Bardock: *sighs* Fine. *hands it to me*

*looks at it* Would you look at that, we've got another one.

Turles: Do you ever get a break from these?

Goku: Nnnope.

Hey Bardock, Turles, hope your still in a flirting mood.

Turles: I don't know, could be.

Bardock: What is it?

You and Turles have to flirt with Chichi.

Goku: Hey, hold on a second!

What?

Goku: Shes my wife. Shouldn't I be the one doing that.

Goku, you didn't know what flirting was a few minuets ago.

Goku: Yeah, but now I know. Just say nice things that make her feel good.

Well, yeah, I guess that's the jist of it. But Bardock and Turles have to do it.

Goku: but wwwhhhyyy?

Cause that's what they said! Now stop winning, im gonna go call her over. Oh, Turles, can I talk to you for a sec?

Turles: why?

Cause.

Turles: *rolls eyes* fine, what is it?

Come here. *walks into the kitchen*

Turles: Geez. *follows me in* What is it you want?

This is part of the dare, but Goku cant hear about this. He'll flip out.

Turles: Im listening.

While your flirting or doing what ever with Chichi, you have to kiss her.

Turles: What, why?!

Just think about for a sec.

Turles: ........ The look on Kakarots face will be priceless.

Exactly.

Turles: Alright, I'll do it.

Good. Now shoo, I have to call her over.

--15 minutes later--

Bardock: How much longer!?

I don't know, just wait. It's kind of a long ride from her place to-

Chichi: *burst through door* GOKU!!

There she is.

Goku: Oh hey uhh, Chichi.

Chichi: *marches over to him* You have been gone for day's, and haven't said a word! Not one call!

Goku: C-chichi, im sorry but-

Chichi: Oh don't you "Chichi im sorry" me! You've been here playing Truth or Dare, when you should be home working on the field's! *grabs his ear* What do you have to say for yourself!?

Goku: Ouch, hey, careful, that hurts.

Uhh ... Miss Chichi ... Ma'am?

Chichi: What is it?

Can you uhh ... refrain from yelling at your husband for just this moment, please?

Chichi: Why should I? More importantly, shouldn't a girl your age be in school?

Well, yes, but, I've been busy.

Chichi: Non sense, nothing can be more important then an education.

Well, at the moment I'm probably the only one right now keeping everyone from killing eachother and keeping them all well fed. Do you know how hard it is to feed 5 Saiyans? Also, it would be pretty hard to go to school as a Saiyan.

Chichi: Saiyan? *notices my tail* *sighs* Great, more Saiyans.

Can we please do the dare? That is why I called you over.

Chichi: I have more important things to do then play Truth or Dare.

Please, it will be super quick, I promise.

Chichi: *sighs* Fine. What is it?

Bardock, your going first.

Bardock: why me?

Cause I said so, now go.

Bardock: Tch, fine.

Chichi: Oh my g*d, Goku he looks just like you.

Bardock: well, im his father, so technically he looks just like me. *smirks* And I must say, im quite proud of him.

Goku: Huh?

Bardock: How he managed to get a beautiful women like you I'll never understand.

Chichi: *blushes* Oh stop it, your only saying that.

Bardock: not to mention your feisty, if all women on Earth were like you I'd had come here years ago.

Goku: mmmmmmm .......

Turles: With your kind of attitude and beauty, you'd make most Saiyan women jealous.

Chichi: Another Goku?

Turles: My name is Turles, and its a pleasure to meet such a rare and devine beauty such as yourself.

Chichi: *blushes and puts hands on face in embarrassment* Stop, your to much.

Turles: Actually, I don't think its enough. I cant seem to find the right words to describe you. *puts hand onder her chin* *looks over at Goku and smirks*

Goku: Turles? What are you-

Turles: *kisses her*

Vegeta: *covers my eyes*

Hey!

Vegeta: This isn't something children need to watch.

Goku: *pushes Turles away* Hey! Hands off!

Turles: *chuckles*

Chichi: Oh ..... oh my ......

Goku: Chichi? Are you ok?

Chichi: Now .... why can't you be more like him Goku?

Goku: What?

Chichi: He really knows how to make a women's day.

Can I see now?

Vegeta: *moves hand away*

Jerk, you made me miss the best part.

Vegeta: Children don't need to see this.

Fine, next dare then.