Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #14

lincelovina: I dare Bardock and Goku to make out in front of everyone.

Bardock: *still asleep*

*still on the ground*

Goku: *peaks in* You ok Expert?

D-dose it ... look like i-im ... ok?

Goku: No.

Just ... g-get him to let ... g-go.

Goku: K, I'll try. *walks over to Bardock*

Bardock: *snoring in his sleep*

Goku: Hey, Dad. *pokes him* Dad.

Bardock: ....

Goku: *pokes him more* Wake up.

T-try harder.

Goku: *shakes him* Dad wake up.

Bardock: *grones* Touch my food ... and I'll turn you into ... space dust.

Goku: Dad!

Bardock: *sits up* W-what? *rubs head*

Goku: You fell asleep.

Bardock: So what, you two were taking to long and i- *yawns* got tired.

Goku: Yeah, but your hurting Expert.

Bardock: *looks down at me*

L-let ... go.

Bardock: *drops my tail*

*sighs in relief* *sits up*

Goku: You ok now Expert?

Yeah, I guess. *stands up*

Goku: Well that's good.

Yeah, means I can now do this. *slaps Bardock*

Bardock: Ow!! What the hell!! *rubs cheek*

That's for grabbing my tail! And you! *slaps Goku*

Goku: Ow, what was that for?

That's for leaving me there you jerk!

Goku: Im sorry ok.

You better be. You two are gonna make it up to me.

Bardock: How?

I don't know yet, just- *phone goes off* *pulls it out and reads dare* I know exactly how.

Bardock: That worries me a little.

You two, in the living room, now!

Goku: Why?

Just go. *pushes them in*

Goku: Ok, ok you dont have to shove.

Vegeta! Get down here!

Vegeta: Why!?

Cause Bardock and Goku wanna show you somthing!

Bardock: we do?

Yes.

Vegeta: *walks downstairs* It's another dare, isn't it?

Yep. Where's Raditz?

Vegeta: Still upstairs in the shower I think.

Really?

Vegeta: Yes.

*sighs* I'll go get him. *runs upstairs* *knocks on bathroom door* Raditz! Come out already!

Raditz: No!

Why!?

Raditz: Cause I still smell like piss!

You've been in there for over an hour, come out already!

Raditz: Why!?

Bardock and Goku are gonna shown you something!

Raditz: *sighs* Fine, I'll be out there in minute.

Good. *walks back downstairs*

Goku: I still don't understand. What are we gonna show them?

You'll see.

Raditz: *walks out a few minutes later* *comes down*

Vegeta: Took you long enough. I got tired of waiting.

Raditz: Shut up.

*walks over to him* *smells him*

Raditz: what are you doing?

I can't smell anything but the shampoo. I think your good on that piss smell.

Raditz: Thank god.

Ok, sit down next to Vegeta and we can get started.

Raditz: Fine. *sits down on couch*

Ok Goku, Bardock, stand close to each other.

Bardock: Why?

Just do it.

Bardock: Tch, fine. *stands closer to Goku*

Now face eachother.

Goku and Bardock: *look at eachother*

*puts hands on back of their heads*

Goku: Uuhhhh Expert, what are you-

Now kiss. *pushes their lips together*

Everyone: *eyes widen*

Hehehehe.

Bardock: *pushes me away* Gaa! *wipes lips off* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!?

My revenge.

Goku: Why do my lips feel all tingley?

Bardock: Why you little!

Hey, just be glad I didn't make you do what the actual dare was.

Goku: What were we suposed to do?

You two were suposed to make out.

Bardock: THAT'S DISGUSTING!!

I know.

Raditz: I am so confused as to what just took place before ny eyes.

Vegeta: Same here.

*super sarcastic* Oh my gosh, the Prince of Saiyans is at a loss for words? I thought I'd never see the day.

Vegeta: Why you little- how dare- You- J-just shut the hell hell up!