Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #30

Espeon804: I dare Turles to flirt with Kauli. (Espeons Oc. It's also her drawing above)

Who's ready for the next dare?

Everyone: No!

Goku: Me!

Vegeta: Shut it Kakarot.ni

Goku: But I wanna know what the next one is.

Vegeta: Well I don't.

Goku: c'mon, think of it this way. The sooner we get this one done, the sooner we get to take these off. *holds up hand cuffs*

Vegeta: I have a better idea. *breaks them and walks off*

*gasps* You broke the dare!!

Vegeta: I don't give a shit about your stupid dares!

The dare god is going to smite your ass!

Vegeta: There's no such thing!

Turles and Raditz: *breaks their cuffs*

NOOO!!!!

Raditz: Like hell your going to make me stay like that.

Turles: they were starting to get uncomfortable.

This is the first time we've ever broken a dare, there will be consequences!!

Turles: So?

Well, at least Bardocks still doing it. Right Bardock. *looks at Bardock but he isn't there* *cuffs are empty* Dammit!

Vegeta: Ha!

Fine, whatever. Lets just do the next one.

Goku: Oh! Oh! What is it?!

Our friend Turles here has to flirt with Kauli.

Turles: Kauli? Never heard of her.

That's because she's from a different .... what? Universe? Demention?

Raditz: So she's not from our world?

Nope. Now, I had to make a few calls and pull a few strings for this to happen. My friend Espeon should be here with her any minute now?

Goku: Is she nice?

*shruggs* nice for a Saiyan I guess.

Turles: So she's a Saiyan?

Yep.

Turles: I guess that makes this slightly more bearable.

*door bell rings*

AHH!! That's her! *runs over and opens door* ESPEON!!!

Espeon: EXPERT!!!

Did ya bring her?

Espeon: Yeah. She's right here.

Kauli: why am I here again?

You'll see. Come on in.

*Kauli and Espeon come in*

Espeon: I'll be taking her back once we're done here.

Okie dokie.

Kauli: *looks around* just great, I traded one group of idiots for another group of idiots.

Vegeta: The only idiot here is Kakarot.

Goku: Hey!!

Kauli: That I believe.

Goku: That's not nice, we just met and your already mean to me like the others.

Raditz: Just because im your older brother dosn't mean I have, or want, to be nice to you.

Turles: I hate you.

Vegeta: You just annoy me.

Black: Filthy mortals like you are why I devised the Zero mortal plan.

Bardock: Im your father, it's my job to be hard on you.

Goku: Well fine, geez.

Kauli: ............ Im so confused.

Any ways, Kauli, I brought you here today to do a dare that Espeon herself gave me.

Kauli: *sighs* Just great.

Alright, so, Turles over there has to flirt with you.

Kauli: What?! Oh hell no! Ain't no way im letting that Goku wanna be so much as touch me!

Turles: Goku wanna be? Why in the universe would I want to be like this bafoon!!

Kauli: Well, you look like him.

Turles: I just have the misfortune of having the same hairstyle as him!

Kauli: You mean the same hairstyle of your dad.

Turles and Goku: We're not brothers!!

Kauli: Wait ........

C'mon people,we have a dare to do!

Turles: Im not sure if I want to flirt with her now. Now after that insult!

Kauli: Heh, diferent universe, same results!

Turles: You shut your mouth women!

Kauli: Don't you tell me to shut up!!

Turles: Well I just did! What are you going to do about it?!

Kauli: I'll make you eat your words!!

Turles: Ha! I'd like to see you try!

Kauli: Don't push me you asshole!

Turles: *growls at her* That's it! Your dead!!

Kauli: *jumps on his back and starts to choke him with chain* What do you have to say to this now bitch! Oh wait, you can't talk couse you can't breath!!

Goku: Uhhhh .... Expert, should we stop them?

No. *sighs* I should've known this dare wouldn't work.

Raditz: Turles's face is turning Blue.

Give them a few minutes.

Espeon: This happens all the time.

Yep.

(Did i do it right Espeon?)