Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #2

JasonThePokefan: I dare Goku to hide Buu's food, then after an hour tell him Raditz did it.

*runs into the room* Guys, you'll never believe what just happened!

Goku: *gasps* The pizza place is being shut down?!

What? No.

Vegeta: Donald Trump became president?

That already happend, and no.

Guys: *looks at me for the answer*

*holds up phone* We finally got another dare to come in.

Goku: dare?

Vegeta: That thing you started doing two month's ago? they sure took their time.

Yes they did, I thought we'd never get another one.

Vegeta: I hoped we'd never get another one.

Relax, this one doesn't involve you.

Vegeta: Good.

C'mon Goku, your doing this one.

Goku: I still don't know what we're doing.

Remember when Vegeta braided Raditz's hair?

Vegeta: *growls*

Goku: *thinks for a bit* Oh ya.

What you need to do is go to Herculs house, hide Majin Buu's food, and then blame it on Raditz.

Goku: Why would i wanna do that?

Because it's a dare, and because i say you have to.

Goku: Aww fine.

*Later at Hurculs house*

Me and Goku: *hiding in bushes*

Target sighted.

Goku: what?

*sighs* there he is. *turns to him* Here's the plan, im gonna sneek up behind him and place a pile of candy down. When he goes to eat it you swoop in and snatch up all the food on the table. Are we clear?

Goku: yeah, but why do i have to blame it on Raditz? That's just mean.

Don't question it.

Goku: fine.

Alright, operation Dare #2 is a go. *goes off and sneeks behind him*

Goku: *watches*

Buu: Mmmm yummy food.

*places down pile of candy* *taps his shoulder and hides*

Buu: *turns around* *sees candy* *gets up and walks over to it*

Goku: *runs in and gathers up food in table cloth* *Intant Transmissions back to house* phew, that was close.

Vegeta: heh, you actuly did it.

Goku: I had to, Expert wouldn't take no for an answer.

Vegeta: what? You scared of her?

Goku: no.

*runs inside* You know, you could've waited a second longer for me to grab you, then Instant Transmission away.

Goku: Sorry.

What ever, just hurry and hide the food.

Goku: where?

Anywhere out of sight. Just hurry.

Goku: ok, fine im going. *walks off*

Vegeta: what's the rush?

Cause we have maybe a few seconds before Buu shows up.

Vegeta: why?

Cause he might've seen me.

Vegeta: you just screwed yourself then.

Shut up, and play along.

Buu: *breaks door down* where'd Buu's food go?!

Me and Vegeta: *points to the stairs* Raditz did it.

Buu: Who Radish?

He's this really mean guy who steals people's food and eats it. He took yours to, i saw him do it.

Buu: *steam comes out* Buu smash him dead. *walks up stairs and breaks down Raditz's door*

Raditz: *yells from upstairs* Who the hell are you!

Buu: Mean Radish steals Buu's food, now Buu smash you dead!

Raditz: What are you, brain dead?

Vegeta: *smirks* this'll be fun.

Are you just here to make Raditz's life a living hell?

Vegeta: That is what i do.

..... We tell him nothing.

Vegeta: agreed.