Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #23

android105: I dare you to tie everyone's tails together while their sleeping.

*looking through phone* *yawns* Man im tired. I wonder which dare we should do in the morning an- oh, here's one I could do right now.

Turles: What are you doing?

SWEET JESUS!! Dont scare me like that!

Turles: *chuckles* sorry.

What are still doing up? Everyone else is asleep.

Turles: Late night snack. Now what are you looking at? *takes phone and reads dare*

Hey, stop doing that!

Turles: *smirks* I want in.

*sighs* fine, I could use some help. But with you knowing about this that only leaves Bardock and Raditz eligible for this.

Turles: I could help with that.

Really? How? Goku amd Vegeta dont have tails.

Turles: Lets just say I know a trick for that problem.

Ok, I'll take your word for it. But how do we get them down here without them waking up?

Turles: We're Saiyans, we can sleep through almost any thing.

Ok, lets go get them.

--20 minutes of gathering Saiyans later--

*has them all laying side by side*

Man, even in his sleep, Vegeta still has that scowl. He's such a grouch.

Turles: Your lucky he was asleep when you said that.

Right. So anyway, what's this trick of yours?

Turles: I'll just show you, turn Kakarot over.

Umm, ok. *pushes him over*

Goku: ...... That's right Chichi .... pour that maple syrup ...... all over my breakfast .....

Of course he's dreaming about food.

Turles: *places a foot on his lower back* This might take a minute. *aplies pressure*

Goku: *tail breaks through his pants*

Turles: Or not .... that was fast.

That was cool. Do the same with Vegeta?

Turles: You learn fast.

*pushes Vegeta over*

Turles: *dose the same thing* Heh, well aren't you just stubborn. *pushes down harder*

It's taking longer then Goku's.

Vegeta: *tail shoots up* ... I am ... the Prince of all ....... Saiyans ....

There it is.

Turles: Tch, took it long enough.

Welp, that's everyone.

Turles: Almost.

Huh?

Turles: *knocks me out* Sorry, but adding you will make this all more entertaining.

--Morning--

TTUURRLLEESS!!!!

Goku: *grones* What's going on ..... why is Expert yelling?

Raditz: The hell is going on here!?

Vegeta: Kakarot get up, get up!!

Goku: *sits up* What's up Vegeta?

Vegeta: Our tails!

Goku: *looks back* What tai- HOLY CRAP!!

Bardock: Why are we on the living room floor!?

Raditz: Why are our tails tied together!?

Vegeta: How is my tail even here!?

Goku: Why is Expert tied up to?

Because Turles is an asshole!! Me and him we're working on the dare, and he goes and knocks me out!

Goku: Well ... look at bright side?

How is there a bright side to this?!

Goku: Your Super Saiyan transformation turned off.

*looks at self* Oh yeah, it did.