Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #9

lincelovina: I dare the boys to eat like humans.

Who's hungery?

Goku and Raditz: Me!

Vegeta and Bardock: *stops fighting* Me!

Alright then. *walks to the kitchen*

Bardock: *whispers to Raditz* can she actually cook?

Raditz: She's ok I guess.

*few minutes later*

Ok, im done!

Boys: *runs in*

Goku: that looks good. *grabs something*

*smacks his hand with a giant wooden spoon*

Goku: *pulls away and rubs his hand* Ow, what was that for?

Today, you four men are going to learn some table manners.

Raditz: We're gonna what?

Bardock: What are manners?

*stands in front of the table like a drill sergeant* Alright maggots, listen up!

Vegeta: Maggots?

First, when sitting at the table, you will sit up strait! No slouching!

Goku: You don't have to yell.

Second, no elbows on the table!

Raditz: But that's the only comfortable way to eat.

Thrid, you will use silverware!

Boys: *all complain*

You are also not alowed to take hudge mouthfuls of food! Today you will eat like humans, do you understand?!

Boys: *mumble in approval*

If any of you break any of these rules, you might be walking away with a few bruises! Now enjoy your meal.

Boys: *sits down at table*

Bardock: *picks up a fork* the hell is this thing?

Raditz: *pokes through salad* humans actually eat this stuff?

*smacks Goku on head with wooden spoon*

Goku: *rubs head* Ow, why'd you hit me?

You were slouching, sit up strait.

Goku: *frown and sits up strait*

Vegeta, no elbows in the table. *smakes him*

Vegeta: *growls* do that again, and I'll snap that spoon and you in half.

Bardock, your suposed to be using silverware. *smakes his hand*

Bardock: *growls and rubs hand* I don't even know silverware is! Much less how to use it.

*hold up a fork* this is a fork, you stick the pointy side into the food and bring it up to your mouth. A knife is used to cut the food into smaller pieces. And you use the spoon to scoop things up.

Bardock: Why can't I use my hands.

Cause that not how a human eats.

Raditz: This is a dare isn't it?

Yep.

Vegeta: Why aren't you eating like this?

Cause I already eat like this.

Raditz: No you don't.

Ok, but im not nearly as animalistic as you guys.

Raditz: Whatever.

Now Bardock you either use the silverware, or im hitting you with the spoon again.

Bardock: *grumbles* fine.

Good. Goku, take smaller bites. *smakes him*

Goku: I am taking small bites. *rubs head*

Then take smaller ones.

Goku: Ok ok.

Vegeta, I said no elbows on the table. *smakes him*

Vegeta: *grabs spoon and breaks it*

Oh, you dick!

Vegeta: I warned you.

*grabs a metal spoon* try it again, I dare you.

Vegeta: *mumbles and pulls elbows off table*

That's better.

*after dinner*

Well then, did you guys enjoy your meal?

Vegeta: No.

Goku: My head hurts.

Raditz: My hands hurt.

Bardock: I cut myself with the stupid knife.

How'd you do that.

Bardock: I don't know.

Vegeta: *walks off*

Where are you going to going.

Vegeta: To bed.

Oh fine.

Raditz: me to.

Goku: Me three.

Fine.

Bardock: Where am I sleeping again?

The basement. Door's right over there, enter at your own risk. *walks upstairs*

Bardock: ...... I still don't know what a spider is.