Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #22

Singiko:I dare you, Expert, to kiss Bardock in front of everyone! If not, then I'll have Turles take away your phone for the next 9000 dares! *evil laughter*

Ok, you guys had your break. Ready to continue?

Bardock: Yeah, I guess.

Oh, and before I forget. It's past five dares, so you three can take the clothes off now.

Turles: Good, I was getting sick of wearing this anyways. *takes off sweat shirt*

H-hey. *turns around* what have I told you about undressing in front of me?

Goku: I don't remember you saying anything about it.

Bardock: I remember her saying that we have nice abbs though.

T-thats not important!

Turles: Enough talk. Where'd you put our armor?

Goku: And my Gi.

*points to a corner* Over there.

*the three of them put their clothes back on*

Goku: Ahh, good old orange.

Raditz: Heh, you know, it really brings out your stupid face.

Goku: Hey!

Alright, no fighting you two. We've got dares to do.

Vegeta: lucky us.

*pulls out phone* lets see here ..... *reads one* What!? No! That's not fair! I don't wanna do it!

Raditz: Something Expert dosn't want to do?

Vegeta: Get the phone.

Bardock: *grabs at it*

*holds it away* No! You cant make me do it! *runs off* And Turles cant have my phone!

Turles: I believe I have just been ushered a challenge. *runs after me*

Goku: C'mon guys, if she dosn't want to do it then she dosn't want to do it.

Vegeta: True, but it'll only make this all the more enjoyable.

NO!! Turles, put me down!!

Turles: Sorry, im afraid I can't do that. *walks back in with me slung over his shoulder and my phone in his hand* I believe I've won.

Raditz: Well? Whats the dare?

Turles: *looks through phone* Let's see ....

Can you put me down now?

Turles: You'll only run off again. So no. *reads one* This has to be it. *chuckles* No wonder she was freaking out.

Bardock: quite being so vague, what is it?

Turles: You sure you want to know?

Bardock: Yes, what the hell is it!?

Turles: Well then, Our young friend Expert here has been dared to kiss Bardock in front of all of us. And I must say, the reasoning behind it is excellent.

Bardock: W-what!?

Vegeta: "Reasoning behind it"? The hell dose that mean, explain.

Turles: it says that since Bardocks wife is indeed dead, that Expert is the only one who can give him the pleasure he deserves.

Goku: ....... That sounds dirty.

Bardock: Am I being accused of even THINKING about turning her into some ... deranged sex toy!!?

Turles: I suppose so.

Bardock: F**K NO!!

I tried to warn you, I tried to avoid it but NO. You guy's have to assholes about it and my life all the more miserable.

Raditz: Welcome to my world.

Turles: *puts me down* I believe there's something you need to do.

No, im not gonna do it.

Vegeta: Just do it and get it over with.

I don't want to, it's weird.

Bardock: Just do it.

R-really?

Bardock: The sooner we get it done the sooner I can kick this earthlings ass so hard, not even other world will be able to fix the damage I've delt!

Ok ... j-just super quick.  *gives him a quick kiss and pulls back blushing*

Bardock: *storms over to the door*

Goku: Hey, Dad, where are you going?

Bardock: Off to murder and Earthling!

Goku: Oh no. *walks over to him*

Please tell me this dosn't count as a first kiss.

Vegeta: I have no idea.