Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #28

Espeon804: I dare Goku to act like Black for two story parts.

And we're back!

Goku: so, dose this mean we get to do more dares!?

Yep. *phone goes off* wow, weird how I've missed that.

Bardock: I haven't.

*takes out phone and looks at dare* It's for Goku.

Goku: Awesome! What is it?!

It says you have to act like Black for two whole story parts.

Goku: What? Awwwww mmaannn.

Don't complain and just get it done.

Goku: alright fine. *stands up super straight with hands behind back* *talking deeper* Im Black, and i hate Mortals!

Black: *drinking from a tea cup* I do not sound like that.

........ wait, where did you get that, i don't have a tea set.

Black: Mortals shouldn't terry in Gods doings.

....... you know, Goku's impression seems spot on.

Black: silence mortal!

Goku: I killed everyone in the future because i want the world to be beautiful!

But the world is pretty.

Black: Not with you mortals polluting it.

That is sadly true.

Turles: What's with all this "mortal" talk?

Goku: did i forget to mention im a Kai in training from a different Universe! I killed my master so i could do what i want!

Turles: i Guess that sort of explains it.

Raditz: I still don't understand why the hell he looks just like Kakarot.

Black: I used the super Dragon balls to switch mine and Son Gokus body. *sips tea*

Bardock: You stole my sons body?

Turles: Dose that mean he's tecnicly your brother, Raditz?

Raditz: No way!

This is weird. Well, any ways, we should move to the next dare.