Ask or Dare: Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Turles, Black

Dare #26

Armau44: I DARE YOU YO PUT BARDOCK IN A PRETTY PINK DRESS!!!

*hiding behind the couch*

Vegeta: *lifs couch up*

N-now Vegeta ... I believe, that if we talk this out like like civilized people, we'll be able to come to a diplomatic solution.

Vegeta: How about I drop this couch on you and see how you handle it.

Bardock: Vegeta, put the couch down and stop being an ass.

Vegeta: What was that?!

Bardock: I said, stop being such a spoied brat, and deal with it.

Vegeta: *growls and sets the couch down*

Thanks for the help Bardock.

Bardock: What ever.

Vegeta: You do another dare like that, and you won't leave unscathed. Clear?

Uh huh, Crystal.

Vegeta: Hmp. *walks off*

*sighs in relief* That was close. Again, thanks Bardock.

Bardock: Don't thank me, I only did it because your the only one who can cook.

Sure you did. *pulls phone out* Alright, next dare.

Bardock: *sighs iritibly and pinches brim of nose*

*reads one* Ohhh, that will be a challenge.

Bardock: what will?

Hold on. Guys!! Get in here, im gonna need help with this one!!

Goku: *runs in* Is it another dare?

Yep.

Goku: Wohoo!

You seem pretty exited.

Goku: Because these are fun.

Raditz: They're hell.

Oh c'mon, you can't say you haven't enjoyed a few of these.

Raditz: The one where we ignored Vegeta was ok.

Bardock: I liked it when they did your makeup or whatever its called.

You didn't do anything but hold my tail.

Bardock: And I enjoyed every minute of it.

Turles: Lets get to the point though, you said you need our help with this one.

Yep.

Goku: Well, what is it?

Welp, we have to somehow get Bardock in a pretty pink dress.

Bardock: WAIT WHAT?!?!

*guys burst out laughing*

Bardock: Like hell you are!

C'mon, it won't be that bad. It'll only be for a moment.

Bardock: I don't care! Like hell im going to let you humiliate me like that!!

Raditz had a wear one. Remember that Raditz?

Raditz: Don't, remind me.

Goku: Hehe, you looked pretty.

Raditz: Shut it!

Turles: So why would you need our help on this?

Because there's no way Bardocks going to do this willingly, so I need you guys to help with this.

Turles: Sounds like a blast.

Bardock: oh ho ho no. No way!

Oh, I still have the dress Raditz wore, let me go find that. *runs upstairs*

Turles and Raditz: *looks towards Bardock*

Bardock: Don't. Even. Think about it.

Turles: Oh im thinking about it.

Bardock: Don't you f*****g dare!!

Raditz: oh im dareing. *tackles him*

Bardock: Raditz!! *kicks him off*

Turles: *grabs him*

Bardock: GOD DAMMIT!!!

*runs down the stairs* Guys I found it and ..... oh ...

*guys are wrestling in a cloud of dirt anime style*

Uhhh ...

Turles: *has a foot on his tail* Heh, check mate.

Raditz: *sitting on his back* Looks like we win.

Bardock: *growls* You ... cheating bastards.

So we ready for this?

Turles: Pretty sure.

Bardock: Raditz.

Raditz: What is it?

Bardock: Your grounded.

Raditz: What?! Oh c'mon?!

Hehe. Alright, I have the dress. *holds it up*

Bardock: You are not getting me in that thing.

Wanna bet?

Bardock: 7.

Oooooo your on.

-- many minutes of struggle later--

HA!! I win!

Raditz: Well don't you look pretty.

Bardock: *growls* You, are so dead.

Touch me, and I'll call Goku.

Bardock: *tears the dress off*

Hey! That was a lot of money ... not that I care.

Bardock: *starts walking towards me*

*hides behind Raditz*

Raditz: Oh no, this is your problem. *pushes me out*

Bardock: *crosses arms pissed*

*laughs nervously* This isn't going to go well is it?

Bardock: For you.