Stephanie was a tattletale, and Linda Pilkey-Jarvis was her arch enemy. Stephanie said Linda Pilkey-Jarvis, preparedness section manager for Ecology on the Chattanooga ChooChoo, had spilt an entire bottle of oil into the frying pan she was cookin in, and had just cooked it with all the extra oil, anyway. "Keeping it secret is a little like elephants tiptoeing through the tulips", said Stephanie of her enemy's pillage of good cooking. It was obvious, when the fried eggs and ham were just dripping in oil. But the elephants who had been tiptoeing nearby said they liked their fried eggs and ham especially oily, so everyone was happy.
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Tales of Tiptoe and More - Volume II
HumorThe second volume of an on going series of episodes, often involving Nancy and Sluggo's tiptoe experiences.
