The Bad Boys Weird Girl

What if he was a dragon?

~ Good partner parties create a temporary youthfulness~

~ Anonymous

"Put me down you poopy head!" I slapped his back some more. I finally give up on trying to get him to put me down.

"Xander. Look a puppy! Can you get me a puppy? Chester will have another friend! Go get me that puppy!" I hope he goes and gets me a puppy. Better yet a pet dragon for he can burn him to a crisps.

"I'm not getting you a puppy." Xander spoke to me. I yanked at his soft black hair and didn't let go  until he gave out a girlish scream.

"Now give me a chocolate bar." I demanded him. I ran my fingers through his hair and sighed softly like a fan girl.

"Your hair is soft. What do you use? I need it for my hair." I just now figured out he's ignoring me. I swung my feet back and forth nailing him in the stomach. "Xander my tummy is hungry. Feed me!"

The only thing I got back was silence. Silence and I aren't the bestest of friends. So I continue to talk my mouth off.

Talking is the only way to get on people nervous sometimes. *wink, wink*

"Have you ever heard of You Me At Six? There amazing! Have you ate cookies? Probably not because you don't know what happiness is."

Xander has not ate a cookie because he doesn't know what pure happiness is. GET HIM A COOKIE NOW!

"Shut up! Your fucking annoying! Can't you shut up for a minute?" Xander yelled at me. I giggled a little at his yelling. Xander was practically blowing out smoke which made my giggles turn into laughs.

What if he is a dragon? Oh my cookies! I'll  already have a dragon then!

"Do you like reading? If not what are you doing with your life?" I continued on not really caring what he said. Xander dropped me on the ground in one quick movement.

"Aww! Your tired of me already? What a shame I was having so much fun." I put my lips into a pouting look. I twirled around smiling like I'm high on something. I stop to see a frowing Xander which only made my smile grow larger.

"Get in the car." I shook my head at those words and continued to act like a dumb ass. 

Your gonna fall. It's gonna be hilarious, because you tripped on air.

"I can't get in." I spoke to him. I shut my eyes and stuck my tongue out at him. I push my tickling hair behind my ears.

"Why not?" Xander's voice was tired and I know why because handling me is like handling twenty kids. I sigh and walk towards the door not putting up a fight against Xander and then I shut the door.

"Thank you, Zeus. I was about to put a bullet throw my head." I heard Xander say outside through the shut door.

I just sighed softly and closed my eyes and pressed my head against the cool window.

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~Daesha