The Bad Boys Weird Girl

~Wanna hear a poem about bugs? If it flys it should die!~

~Darkness cannot drive out darkness:only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that~

~Martin Luther King Jr.

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I woke up really really early because I want to eat the food before it dies a horrible death from Xander.

I mean seriously does he need some cooking lessons? Because I will sign him up in a heart beat.

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Now.....

I am currently sitting on the counter sipping on some apple juice while I am eating a strawberry waffle.

"Have you seen Xander?" I hear a shy voice comes from the opposite direction I am looking at. " No. Sweetie. I haven't seen that dick why may you be asking?" I say back politely then I turn my body for I could see the person I am talking to. " Well.....umm.....We did the deed last night and he wasn't hear this morning." She whispers so quietly that I had to stop everything I am doing to hear the girl.

I looked at her shocked and little piss off. But while I am thinking of ways to kill the dick I take in what she looks like. Emerald green eyes, jet black hair that's a little messes up but you could tell it's naturally wavy, she has pale skin but it works for her it helps with her black hair, and she has a pouty face lips, that almost every girl I know has even me, that are a light bubble gum pink . If I didn't make myself clear enough she was to freaking pretty to be going through this shit.

"Hey give me your phone number and I will text you when I can because I can see we can e good friends but I am going to give it to you straight do you want a lie or the truth?" I questioned so freaking seriously that not even the funniest guy on the world could make me laugh right now. " I want the truth and don't sugar coat it." The girl states.

" He used you for a one night stand." I hear the girl take a gasp of air and  you can see the waterworks are about to break but she nods telling me to continue what I was saying. " Him leaving means he wants you gone by the time he gets back."

"Uhhhh! I wanna kill fucking Xander! He was my first." The girl says then she walks off. " Where are you going?" I was jogging behind this bitch so she better answer me now before I die.

"Going to show this dick he messes with the wrong girl wanna help?"

"Hell yeah!"

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While Hannah is putting on some clothes of mine. While I am checking off everything we have to get this payback.

I'm going to give y'all a hint. It involves around his car.

So we have....

All the colors of the rainbow in paint cans.

Balloons that aren't blown yet.

Spray paint.

A Knife.

My car keys and my car.

And Food.

What?!? A girl gets HUNGRY so why not have food. Gahh! Just thinking about my husband makes me hungry.

" Let's get some revenge." Hannah announced when she came out of the bathroom. I smile then grab everything but not my car that's outside.

We filled the balloons with the paint and then throw it at his baby, then we got our spray paint and wrote all over his car ' Xandy is my boo!' and I put 'Food was here!', then I got my knife out then my apple and started to cut it into pieces and then we went to Faith's house where the girls would be there.

"Hannah wanna hear a poem about bugs?" I asked because ny poem is boss as hell so why not share my awesome poet skills with the world?

"Sure Rose."

"If it flys it should die!" I shrieked, at the moment because I saw a bee. Those things are the devil but in bee form and so are other things I hate so Xander is a devil in Xander form.

"Wow. You should get an award for that wonderful heart tugging speech." Hannah says while laughing at me screaming at the bee.

"Ahhhhh! It's gonna eat me Hannah kill it! Kill it! It's gonna eat me, duck it's eating me it's all your fault!" I shout because the bee landed on my head and I think it's trying to make a nest in my hair.

I wish I could talk bee!

Not now Rose focus a bee is trying to eat you!

"It's off of your head now stop making me laugh." Hannah gasps out while laughing her ass off.

" I am sorry. But You have to leave." I say calmly but I really want to burst out laughing. " What! Why?" Hannah asks about to burst into millions of tears.

"Because I can not stop making you laugh." Hannah clears up her face and then pushes my shoulder lightly making me laugh. Then we continue the ride in a peaceful silence.

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"Bitch this is my other bitches and oh where's the food?"

"Hi bitch I am Hannah and you are my fellow bitch?" Hannah says while hugging Faith then hugging Paris.

" Hello. My fellow bitch my name is Faith."

" Hello. My fellow bitch my name is Paris."

Afer I was done eating my husband, Hannah and I told them what all happened and they were like laughing there butts off on the floor.

"So since you can't go to Xander's house both of y'all are staying here and were gonna have fun!" Faith tells or more like demands and then she goes off to get everything we need.

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Lots of love from your crazy but loveable writer

~ Daesha