The Bad Boys Weird Girl

~ I will never get to hit him on the head with a huge hammer, but one can wish.~

~Jealousy is love and hate at the same time~

~ Anonymous

Here's the quote I am so proud of me and you. You for reading my book, and me for finding a quote and for not quitting on the book but I never would
have though.

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I am trying to open my eyes, but it's so hard! I have been yelling at myself trying to get my stupid eyes open but there disobeying my fudgen' commands.

My eyes finally flutter open when a huge crash came from downstairs. I hurry up and rush my fat butt downstairs. I finally reached the bottom, and there is still more crashes coming from where ever.

I drag in a big breath of air and walk slowly towards where the noise is coming from.

What if it's a crazy person that is trying to kill you and Xander?

My subconscious wonders, making me want to pee right there because I don't have a weapon to defend myself.

Well I guess I will make friends with the crazy person and we can kill Xander together!

Ughhh! I am stuck with an idiot.

Wow. Subconsciouses are mean as hell.

"Fuck! Fuck! I burnt my hand!" Xander's voice yells from the kitchen, and with that I drop my plans to kill him and walk in there to see him in a apron and he's cooking.

"What are you doing? And nice apron by the way." I say finally making my presence notice.

"Umm...Trying to cook." Xander admits sheepishly while scratching his neck trying to look any where but my eyes.

"No. Your trying to kill whoever's eating that shit like Spongebob and Mr.Krab's did that inspector guy, but he lived and I think who ever eating this crap won't." I tell while looking at a burnt waffle and eggs.

" Sorry for trying to be nice. Damn, I'm not being nice ever again because being nice hurts." Xander says while he is cleaning up this mess of a kitchen.

I just ignored that comment and help him clean up the mess. We clean in silence until I break the silence. " Being nice never hurts unless you don't want to do it." Xander shrugs my comment off and goes out of the kitchen.

" Well if I'm being nice will ya' hit me with a hammer on the head to literally knock some sense into me." He calls out.

I sigh because we both know that I will never get to hit him on the head with a huge hammer, but one can wish.

After he left I tried to make some food that will be edible. Even though I don't like Xander I made him a plate and left it there for him to eat it.

Then I took my plate to the living room and turned on some Spongebob Square Pants to watch.

After a while I heard rustling and movement in the kitchen and I guessed the dumb ass found the food.

My whole day went on with me eating and watching cartoons. Becuase I am  a boss like that!

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It's probably one or two in the morning and I can't sleep. No not because of nightmares, I wish. But because Xander has some company, and there doing the nasty and his room is right beside mine's so I can hear everything.

I really want to cut off my ears or do something because my ears can't take no more nasty crap like ewww.. please don't make me think about it.

I really wanna go to my house but I don't have my key it's in Xander's hands because my dear mother made my Auntie give her both of the keys to Xander for I won't just stay at my house while he stays at his. Which I think is a wonderful idea if you ask me. I would have done that now, but I can't because he has the keys in his possession.

I'm gonna have a long talk to my mother. I mean like diagrams and shit will be there and crap. It will be like a office meeting with all those diagrams. I'll even wear a suit for women

Now I am trying to count Nemo's or Spongebob's anything that will make me fall asleep.

* Xander P.O.V.*

I needed a ummm..... good one night stand. To make her pay for walking into my house and thinking she will boss me around. I know she hasn't tried to boss me around yet but she soon will.

So I am just showing her what will happen if she bosses me around.

And I need this one night stand to make sure I don't have any feelings for her, because if I do start feeling those horrifying feelings for her I will lose and I can't lose and I won't lose.

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I just wanna rip Xander's head off and stomp on it like I am dancing a dance a crazy but fun dance.

Ugh! But how's everyone doing?

* Good*

* Alright*

Well Here's some candy and cookies *hands out candy and cookies*

Welll bye!

Lots of love from your crazy loveable writer!

~Daesha