The Bad Boys Weird Girl

~ Is like telling a volcano to not erupt and blow out lava~

~ Team Jacob for life!!!!~

~Daesha

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* Xander P.O.V.

I am currently sitting on Rose's comfortable couch. Gosh I really wonder why there not falling asleep on the couch cuz' I certainly am. But I am making myself stay awake because watching Rose watching movies is hilarious! She knows everything that happens by heart so you can't surprise her,it's so funny, now let's pray they don't put on my favorite movie or this will be VERY embarrassing.

* Rosetta or Rose *

Oh my freaking gosh I love this movie we're watching! I am a die hard  Twilight fan! Team Jacob all the way! Can someone give me a plate cuz' I want eat Jacob right now!

"Your so stupid pick Jacob!" I yelled at the T.V. Ugh! Bella is so freaking stupid why won't she pick Jacob the ducking king of hotness! Gosh sometimes she can be a blonde sometimes, why would she pick a guy that is freaking pale, maybe if he get a good tan then he can talk to me about who I like more, but it would still be team Jacob.

After my umm..what ever that was, my evil Auntie cames in and bringing delicious gifts with her. All my favorite foods or junk foods. Snickers,Milky Ways, Doritos, Smoothies, and Jelly Beans! I think my Auntie wants to send me to candy heaven or just get really really hyper.

"Ugh! That stupid, but hot Jacob needs to get over her and come to me cuz' he is smexy and I am fine we'll make cute baby's together!" My crazy but loveable Auntie yelled at the T.V. while I'm planning her death very carefully, cuz' Jacob's mine and only mine!

"No! Jacob's mine!" I yelled ready to pounce on her any second. " Please your in denial cuz' Jacob loves me! He told me last night that he wants to make some hot kids with me last night in my dreams!" She shouted, her face turning red with anger.

Our argument was on hold because of loud chuckling that was coming from the other side of the room where Xander was sitting.

" Girls, let's just say I am better looking than that dude and watch the rest of the movie in peace." I really think he is signing his death with cuz' we'll never watch any movie in peace without trying to kill each other about who is hotter or who is better acting. So he is just telling us to act calm is like telling a volcano to not erupt and blow out lava.

So now we are glaring at him like no day tommmorw while we back out of the room and into the kitchen not taking our eyes off of his, let me tell ya' that is very hard to do. 

'One.....

Two.......

Three.......

And Attack!!'

I mentally yelled / count. We run into the living room with whip cream and battle cry. Then we spray him making him white like a huge marshmallow, now I want marshmallows!

When were done everything is white like snow and now I want ice cream sandwiches! I think my thoughts revolve around food.

'Now we have to clean up this mess... Thanks Xander' My mind mentally yell at a now laughing Xander.

' Let's get to work! Boooo! HELP Me!'

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Thanks for reading! I hoped u enjoyed it. And ShelbyTheGreat Thank you! Your the greatest! See what I did there, Y'all never let me have fun!

Thanks for reading and Byeee! :-)

Since y'all never let me have fun I'm gonna eat all of the food by my self with out sharing! * Sutffs food in mouth*  Don't kill me! * runs in a safe place with all the food* You'll never find me!!! * Laughs evil like* Until next time!

~ Daesha