The Bad Boys Weird Girl

Leave Me Alone Unless You Give Me Food

~Psshhh! Guess what!

I'm fabulous!~

~ Anonymous

Walking out of that hell hole called school. I mean seriously you make me get up out of the comfort of my home and go to a place where they talk on and on about some shit we don't care about!

But today Xander wouldn't leave me alone. Standing by my locker, watching my every move, and staring at me like a stalker would do and sending winks or smirks my way.

I try to give him a message that I don't want him to talk to me let alone follow me, but no... he doesn't get it or he chooses to ignore it. Now back to me walking home.

I was walking home because I left my car at home. Maybe I for got to fill it up with gas. HEY! I wanted some tacos so, what would you chose taco or gas for the car? I would chose taco always, because food is my husband so you bitches back off.

Then out of nowhere the dumb ass comes riding up in his car and slowing down and rolling his window down trying to make an attempt to talk to me, but I decided to be childish ,like I am, and give him the silent treatment.

But he kept on talking and talking trying to make me talk to him and I finally give in, " What?!" I yelled, startling him.

"Please pretty pretty please would you get your butt in the car?" He said with an aggravated sigh. "Nope." I replied popping the 'p'.

I think he said something along the lines of 'feisty, Me likey.' as he got out of the car and picked me up and put me on his back giving me a full view of his booty. "Help! Rape, kidnapping, pedophile! Someone just help me!" I screamed whilst hitting his back with my hands.

"It isn't rape if you like it!" He retorted back. "Ewwwww ya' nasty!" I muttered angrily.

"Where fo you live?" He questioned. I shook my head 'no', "I ain't telling you where I live.You might stalk me in my sleep like Edward Cullen does Bella, and ain't nobody got time for that!" I said in an ghetto voice.

"What if I buy you some food will you tell me then?"He asked hopefully.

"I got a little time for that!" I shouted in my ghetto voice. He chuckled whilst shaking his head, people we have a multi-tasker here, "I take that as a yes?"

"You bet your man boobies!" He looked shocked and sad, "I have man boobies?" He questioned, sounding on the verge of tears.

"Yeah! You do and we're going to go have to get you a bra, I think maybe a size C cup?"

"Gosh! I have some big boobs then!" He said in a white whore voice. I laugh so hard at this when the idiot said .

"Where are we going to go eat at?"

"Taco Bell!" I screamed in his ear making me flinch back a little.

"Taco Bell it is!"He muttered sarcastically.

'You bet your man boobies we're going to Taco Bell!' I mentally thought

I could practically taste the tacos now and they sure do taste delicious.

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~Daesha