The Bad Boys Weird Girl

~My boyfriend is jealous of chocolate. I would be too if I was in his shoes~

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"Xandy!" I yelled. I was currently standing in my front yard yelling for Xander to come out and bring me some food. "Noo! I am not coming over there until you face battle me!" He would always shout back.

I stomped my foot like a five year old abd turned around and made my way up towards my front door not before I cried over my shoulder,"Fine! I guess chocolate will get to fave battle me today!"

Five......

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Three.......

Two........

RAINBOWS!

Right when I thought rainbows Xander came in my house looking like the grass fought him on his way over here. I think the grass won. With his angry ,but smexy self, came over here and planted a big possessive kiss on my lips. Woah! Boyfriend get jealous over chocolate. New one!

Killer sparks exploded once our lips touched. It was like people were having World War III on my lips and in my tummy. And they were having a good old time too.

When we pulled apart from the amazing amazingly awesome kiss I broke the silence by telling Xander "It felt like World War III was happening in my lips and tummy. What about you?" A small ghost smile made it way on to his lips but even though my question was really out there he answered it.

"Nope." Once he said this I already was about to kick him. "It felt like a nuclear bomb happened more than once."

"You may face battle me some more." I told him in a barley audible voice but he heard it because of how close our body's were. "I think I might just do that." Then he began to face battle me. I think the World War III will never end as long as I am with him.

"Stop kissing! My eyes are melting. Oh fuck there melting! Now how in the hell am I gonna walk around with no eyes!" Our face battling was stopped by my crazy mother, standing there with some candy and other good things in her hands.

"Chocolate!" I cried out. This made Xander put his face in the corner of my neck and grab my waist and hold on to it like I was the only thing that could save him from drowning.

"Your jelly of my love of chocolate." I told my jelly little Xandy. Being stubborn little him he just said 'no.' and quickly ate my chocolate.

My mutherfucking chocolate.

Bitch hold my poodle. Hold my ear rings.

I am bout' to kill somebody.

"Xander. You better run." My mom warned but he shook his head and smiled a chocolate filled smile at me. "It's the best thing to do right now if you run. Run like Forest Gump, just run." My mother was serious as hell on the outside but with the little glint inside  eye tells me that she loves what's about to happen.

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