The screenshot up there^ is an example of my inspiration to write these groupchats. The person I'm texting is none other than the little British hoebag> tumblrisbae101
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Peteweezy- hi
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- WAS GOOD YOU EYELINER SLUT
Pattycakesss💕- BREN, THATS OFFENSIVE
Peteweezy- *cough* miLK SLUT *cough*
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- *slaps violently with Gucci purse* taLK SHIT GET HIT
Peteweezy- BRENDON ITS OK. EVERYONE IS A WHORE
Pattycakesss💕- IM STILL HERE
Peteweezy- excePT FOR PATRICK. EVERYONE IS A NASTY AND DIRTY HOE EXCEPT FOR PATRICK. PATRICK IS A BEAUTIFUL CINNAMON ROLL
Pattycakesss💕- hEY ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- *leans back and eats popcorn*
Peteweezy- *throws milk at head*
Pattycakesss💕- *Watches Beebo try to hide a boner*
dunshine is funshine🌞- *kills beebo's entire family*
scream_bean🗑- wTF JISHHHH
dunshine is funshine🌞- what? i thought we were just harassing beebo today?
Pattycakesss💕- Oh, my sweet and precious Jishwa. That's everyday.
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- *wipes emo tear away* yea it is🙃🙃🙃🙃
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- LMAO BUT PATRICK IS STILL A HOEBAG AHUHH
Peteweezy- paTRICK IS ADORABLE
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- pat wHY ARE YOU BLUSHING?!?!!??
Pattycakesss💕- I AM NOT
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- Bitch I am sitting right next to you
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- don't try me hoe
Pattycakesss💕- leaVE ME ALONE
scream_bean🗑- AWWW IM DEAD
dunshine is funshine🌞- PATTYCAKES LIKES PETEYYYYY
Pattycakesss💕- IM GONNA DRINK WINDEX
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- HA PATRICK IS A WINDEX WHORE
Peteweezy- LEAVEBBYALONE
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- AHHHAAA IM DECEASED
Pattycakesss💕- I wish I was deceased. Bitch, I'm going to sleEP BYE!
dunshine is funshine🌞- lmao night trick
scream_bean🗑- IM A BLEACH PROSTITUTE BYE BITCHES
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- bAI SLUTS
Peteweezy- L8r m8
Ryan's Milk Buddy😭🍆💦🙏- ^^I just cringed myself to sleep^^
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TF THE SCREENSHOT IS FOR THE "WINDEX WHORE" CONVERSATION IS, BUT IT WAS WITH MY COOL FRENDO> thealienatedfans
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FanfictionWhen Brendon, being his normal little shit self, gives Pete his best friend's KIK. And his best friend just so happens to be the one and only, adorable Patrick Stump. And once Brendon was added, the dumbest groupchat was formed.
