Happy Birthday to Me

51 9 15
                                    

I'm turning an age on March 10.

Anybody wanna give me a happy early birthday?

Ps: if I've told you my age, don't share it. (Not that I've told anyone.)

(Except my girlfriend.)

























Did I fool you. I don't have a girlfriend. Nor boyfriend. No don't hmu. I don't want to date. Nor marry. Nor have kids. But maybe I'll adopt.

Honestly want to adopt a little girl from Africa. One that doesn't have a home. But shush my mom doesn't know she'll be a real grandma. I always say that I'll have two dogs. Calvin and Klein. Like Calvin Klein. That she'll have gran dogs.

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