(A/N: Okay. So my grandma sent me an email the other day. It was of a really old thing I did. Six years ago, to be exact. I guess I was a writer even then.
So here you go. A really odd story I did when I was 9.
Commentary is in bold parentheses
Note: All grammar and spelling was kept as it originally was)
Chapter 1
Good morning Fluffball! Today is a great day. Do you know what today is? IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! (Why the random capitals?) I made your favorite. Apple, Biscuit, Corn, Dill, Eggs, Fennel, Garlic, Horseradish, Iceberg lettuce, Jalapenos, Kidney beans, Leeks, Mushrooms, Navy beans, Onion, Parsnips, sQuash (<- Wow. Great job with that uppercase q), Radish, Spinach, Tomato, Rhubarb, Vegetable stew, Watercress, Xigua (What even is that-), Yams, and Zucchini cat food.
Chapter 2
Lets hang up decorations! Thank you for helping me Fluffball. OH! I almost forgot! Im (Apparently I didn't use apostrophes in this. At all) putting a present on the table. Fluffball dont open it until the party.
Chapter 3
Ding-Dong! Fluffball lets see who it is. Its Big kitty, Scared kitty, Shy kitty, and the twin kitties and pretty kitty. Do you like the snow suit I got you? Purr(yes) (What even is that for?)! Big kitty got you a cat scratchier. Scared kitty got you a video of him scared to chase a mouse! Shy kitty got you a glue stick. The twin kitties got you a ball. Pretty kitty got you tuffs of her fur!
Chapter 4
Time for cake! The icing is liver! We have stake for big kitty, apple pie filling for Scared kitty, cheesecake for shy kitty, gum drops in cat food for the twin kitties, and sausage for pretty kitty. Gobble, munch, crunch, and slurp!
Chapter 5
Who wants to break the pinnate? Big kitty took one hit and.... Cat treats came falling out. Each cat got 5 cat treats. All of the cats played and played until they had to go home. (Wow these are really short chapters)
Chapter 6
The day isn't over yet Fluffball! Ding-Dong! Look Fluffball it's you mother! Fluffball was so happy to see her mother. See you next year mother kitty!
Chapter 7
Now it is time to open the present your mom got you. Do you like the stripes on the warping paper (Warping paper? I didn't know paper could warp)? I know you will love it. Rip riiiiiiiiip rip. Mother kitty got you a ticket for me and you to pet and owner get away, some cat toys, cat treats, and the all new and super cool cat scratcher. Tomorrow you can ask your friends if they want to come with us on vacation because you can bring as many pets as you want with one ticket. Well good night Flufball!
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Various One-Shots and Stories
FanfictionThis is basically a collection of my short stories and one-shots I've done. They can really cover any kind of game or anime, or even book series, or might just be completely fictional! If it doesn't have anything in parentheses, then it's just a sho...
