Daughter of a clown

A day out with the fam

This was suggested by Mrs_Joker__

Here's a drawing of mercy made by SilverPaint223
Her eyes are deep blue(like mr.J) her hair is pitch black her skin is  as pale as the moon the jeans are light blue the tank top is deep blue the shirt is black the wine on the floor is blood red the wine bottle is dark green and her shoes are black. ( and she's 5/4 ft )

I woke up to see a sleeping Harley and no J. I got out of the bed being carful not to wake Harley . I walked out of the room to see J waiting for me outside of the door. I was greeted with a nice smack on the back of the head. " oww what was that for." You know what it was for." "Ohh you thought I was kidding" " that was a dick move little clown"he said with a slight growl. Yeah well it was  a dick move to keep me up all night. " what ever get dressed we're going out for a family trip" " to where" "it's a surprise"
I put on a comfortable outfit just in case we have to move around.

I walked out of my room where J was waiting for me. " come on midget where taking the family Porsche" yay can I drive?" I said trying to make a joke. "do you know how?" "no." " then I'll teach you little clown" he said patting my head. I got in the drivers seat J got in the passenger seat and Harley got in the back seat. "Buckle up" I said looking at J " no " I reached over and fastened the seatbelt for him. Only for him to press the button and put the seatbelt back in its original place. "ok start the car and put the car in reverse so we can get out of the driveway"J said in a calm and patient voice. I turned on the car but when I tried To move the joystick thingy but it wouldn't budge. "push the button on the side of it." J said as if annoyed. "Ohhhhhh ok" I put the car in reverse and managed to get us out of the driveway but I did run over a bush. " now put the car in drive." I put the car in drive and quickly picked up everything that J was saying. Once we got on the highway I got pissed. "What the hell I just learned to drive today but I'm driving better than these idiots!!" I said causing J and Harley to laugh. "AHH MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY YOU FUCKING STUPID ASS BITCH!! I yelled while giving some random lady the bird. " she sure has your road rage puddin" Haley said while laughing. "J are we almost there yet I can't deal with these people for much longer" " we've got about three more minutes" " OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE A CEREAL BOX." " AHAHAHHAHAHAH ok ok get off right here" I got off the highway and in big bold letters I saw the word zoo

"Ahhh I  shrieked in excitement. J oh my god I've always wanted to go to the zoo" "well let's go inside"Harley chirped. "Dad dad dad can I get one of those animal hats." "You can have what ever you want little clown" "yay" I picked the elephant hat. after looking at a bunch of animals that were ok I was ready to see my favorite animal. The dolphins. Sadly there was a huge crowd around the tank. "Dad I can't see" "I could shoot everyone in the crowd" he said reaching for his gun. " no you'll scare the animals" " fine plan B it is." He picked me up and sat me on his shoulders so I could see. "Thanks dad" I said patting his head. He carried me like that the entire day even when I was eating a churro I go so much cinnamon and sugar in his hair it's not even funny. We walked back to the car " little clown do you want to drive us back. " hell no" I said with a yawn. J put me In the back seat and I drifted off into a peaceful slumber.