Ablutions Interuptus
The crash of the door
As it hit the floor
Startled 3Gun and he let out a roar
Standing outside with his head in the room
Looking for something he could consume
Was CG's horse, the sweets machine
The animal world's authority on haute cuisine
Next thing he hears to add to his woe
Is CG behind Moose tellin' him to go
3Gun yelled for management to find some jam
Give it to CM so he would scram
"CG if this doesn't work you're in trouble for sure
Did you know your danged horse was a voyeur?"
The manager got enough after several trips
And CM departed licking his lips
"If you ain't goin' better cover your eyes."
On the count of three 3Gun started to rise
CG all flustered and fingers pressed tight
Turned her face to the wall to avoid the sight
Out of the tub and down the hall
Watching for guests, avoiding them all
Finally relaxed, all cleaned and dressed
Favourite shirt even came back pressed*
He looked out the window, it was well past noon
Left the hotel, headed straight for the saloon
*A hotel service
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Busted Gulch vol. 4
AdventureThe Gulch is changing. The town is growing. Nothing seems the same anymore, a storm is brewing in the tent city as a new villain Tex Mex has shown he will not be pushed around. Are the heros of the Gulch ready to take on such a formidable foe? Will...
