-"It's not that i hate you, it's just that i would rather never see you again, ever."
-"Are we there yet?" "No" "How about now?" "No!" "........Now?" "NO!!!!"
-"Have we been here before?"
-"Dude, you fugly." "What does that mean?" "Doesn't matter"
-"Look! A wabbajack!"
-"why are you so short?"
-It was huge and terrifying, like the dragon, but worse
-If he never saw rabbit stew again, it would be too soon
-"Hey! Don't touch that!""why not?""do you want to die?"
-"You're a woman. Why you have have beard?""because I'm more of a man than you."
-"Arent dwarves those small men from Snow White with the pointy hats?"
-"Is he a god?""no. He is also an elf.""he's fit.""If you say so."
-"Will you be my father?"
-He was amazing at everything, apart from flirting. It was obvious he was trying, but it was just a train wreck from the start.
-"Will you marry me?""No.""Why?""Because you're drunk and already married."
-I finally realised what it felt like to have a home.
-The look he was giving me was enough to make Sauron go running, so why was he surprised when I hid behind Gandalf?
-"Please, next time, stay dead?"
-"How can you have friends, when you're such an asshole?""I don't know. How have these people not ditched you yet? You're such a whiny prick.""Touche"
-There was something wrong. I could tell. I mean, he was smiling!
-"You need to stop! You'll hurt yourself even more! ""Yeah, like that'll make any difference now."
-"Can you please notch down the sarcasm, even just for an hour? ""I can""oh ffs! "
-"You dare pull one more prank and I will end you. "
-"Why is there a child in my bed roll? "
-"What are you doing? ""It's called having fun. "
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The Hobbit And LOTR Imagines Ideas
FanfictionPlease, somebody write these! (and read the first authors note thing) I'm can't write, at all. But I've got all these ideas. So I'm putting them into a book for people to write. I just have one request, please can you tag me in it so that I can read...
